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Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!
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BobBitchen
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DarkWeb
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Almost blew bourbon out my nose!
Almost blew bourbon out my nose!
DarkWeb
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I loved that show
It was a great show. It's what made talking to my sandals coolI loved that show
Jeffislovinlife
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Yummy yummy my tummy saids yummy 
DarkWeb
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You are really trying to get me to snort bourbon lol
DarkWeb
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Dude did you ever make grape jelly and ketchup glaze for those? Really good
Ok so I listened to you and lit the quartz tip and dabbed some WC. It was superb. This rig is amazing with the crystal tip. I'm looking forward to trying the titanium and ceramic tips. But don't worry @Paul Drake , I bought 4 extra quartz tips because you warned me I'd break 'em!! So far no but I can see it on my horizon, thanks.Why? Hit that fucker! Then you can compare it to tomorrow
Jeffislovinlife
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And drinking cocaine
Jeffislovinlife
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Not grape think ChipotleDude did you ever make grape jelly and ketchup glaze for those? Really good
DarkWeb
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Jeffislovinlife
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Smoked apples with a little bit of a bite
DarkWeb
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Try the grape. I'll definitely try the chipotle
bet that's good
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Metasynth
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I took a 30 mile ride on my bike, stopped somewhere to smoke. Took off my backpack that had my wallet and glasses in it. Got stoned and left it there when I left.
Fast forward 5 miles down the road, I stop at a liquor store. Realize I don’t have my backpack, or wallet with a hunk of cash and all my cards in it. And I have no idea where I left it.
I start backtracking like a madman, ignoring traffic laws and common sense. Lay the bike down and break off the right side mirror. Everything else okay.
5 miles backtracking later, I remember where I took it off and start racing there. Back wheel fishtailing as I’m taking a horse trail shortcut.
Start honking the horn like a madman when I get within a half mile of the bench, to alert any do-gooder in the area that there Is indeed an emergency.
Backpack sitting on the bench where I left it. Intact. Everything inside.
Finally calmed down to the point where one of my testicles had descended back into my abdomen. Other is still in my throat. That how far them suckers went up when I went into fight or flight.
Fast forward 5 miles down the road, I stop at a liquor store. Realize I don’t have my backpack, or wallet with a hunk of cash and all my cards in it. And I have no idea where I left it.
I start backtracking like a madman, ignoring traffic laws and common sense. Lay the bike down and break off the right side mirror. Everything else okay.
5 miles backtracking later, I remember where I took it off and start racing there. Back wheel fishtailing as I’m taking a horse trail shortcut.
Start honking the horn like a madman when I get within a half mile of the bench, to alert any do-gooder in the area that there Is indeed an emergency.
Backpack sitting on the bench where I left it. Intact. Everything inside.
Finally calmed down to the point where one of my testicles had descended back into my abdomen. Other is still in my throat. That how far them suckers went up when I went into fight or flight.
Jeffislovinlife
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well when you cetch your breath we work on slowing your heart beat
glad you did not lose your stuff stop and pick up a lottery ticket on your way home
Metasynth
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Life flashed before my eyes. I have some important stuff in that wallet