Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

lokie

lokie

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BudmanTX said:
i'll bring the white lightning....
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George Jones: White Lightning Lyrics
Well, down in houston texas way back in the hills
Lived my old pappy and he had him a still
He brewed white lightning till the sun went down
He fill him a jug and he pass it around
Mighty, mighty pleasin’ pappy’s corn squeezin’ (whew, white lightning.)
Well, the g men, t men, revenoers too
Searching for the place where he made his brew
They were lookin’, tryin’ to book him
But my pappy kept on cookin’
(whew, white lightning.)
— instrumental —
Well, i asked my old pappy why he called his brew
White lightnin’ stead of mountain dew
I took a little sip and right away i knew
My eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
Light was started flashin’, sun was gonna clashin’ (whew, white lightning.)
Well the g men, t men, revenoers too
Searching for the place where he made his brew
They were lookin’, tryin’ to book him
But my pappy kept on cookin’
(whew, white lightning.)
— instrumental —
Well, a city slicker came and he said i’m tough
I think i’m gonna taste that powerful stuff
He took one slug and he drank it on down
I heard him moanin’ as he hit the ground
Mighty, mighty pleasing’ my pappy’s corn squeezin’ (whew, white lightning.)
Well the g men, t men, revenoers too
Searching for the place where he made his brew
They were lookin’, tryin’ to book him
But my pappy kept on cookin’
(whew, white lightning.)
 
manfredo

manfredo

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Here's a good one. So I told how I bought the used "MINT condition" phone on eBay, with a 30 day return guarantee. I wrote them and they offered to knock $40 off, and I agreed...but then he came back and said only IF I leave a good review afterwards.

I replied, Let me get this straight, You sent me a scratched up phone that was supposed to be mint, and you want good feedback? How about you refund me some money and I won't give you the bad feedback you deserve?

No reply yet....I hate fu**ing scammers! I will roast his ass here soon, and he'll wind up giving me the phone for free. :mrgreen:
 
DarkWeb

DarkWeb

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manfredo said:
Here's a good one. So I told how I bought the used "MINT condition" phone on eBay, with a 30 day return guarantee. I wrote them and they offered to knock $40 off, and I agreed...but then he came back and said only IF I leave a good review afterwards.

I replied, Let me get this straight, You sent me a scratched up phone that was supposed to be mint, and you want good feedback? How about you refund me some money and I won't give you the bad feedback you deserve?

No reply yet....I hate fu**ing scammers! I will roast his ass here soon, and he'll wind up giving me the phone for free. :mrgreen:
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Bad feedback or full refund.
 
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