Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

DCcan

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Nick nick nick nick...
Oh sorry, need a couple of 5 gallon buckets and some fruit punch concentrate, possibly a bottle of Everclear also. Jungle juice time!

Artillery punch was what we used to drink as young children, even had incantations as you mixed it.
I had forgotten the serious NYE ceremony, solemn silence, tears for the fallen from the officers.

"First Charge is the blood of the American Eagle so that our rounds will fly straight and true."
"Add the breath of the Dragon known to Red legs everywhere as muzzle blast."
"Add the wrath of Hades to bring devastation upon all who oppose us."
"Next charge is the bile of a leprechaun so his luck will follow us all."

....and so on, followed by a pinch of gunpowder and declared fit for drinking and fighting.
 

DCcan

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Artillery punch was what we used to drink as young children, even had incantations as you mixed it.
I had forgotten the serious NYE ceremony, solemn silence, tears for the fallen from the officers.

"First Charge is the blood of the American Eagle so that our rounds will fly straight and true."
"Add the breath of the Dragon known to Red legs everywhere as muzzle blast."
"Add the wrath of Hades to bring devastation upon all who oppose us."
"Next charge is the bile of a leprechaun so his luck will follow us all."

....and so on, followed by a pinch of gunpowder and declared fit for drinking and fighting.
When I read it back, it sounds like a Jonestown cult rather than a party during Vietnam.
At least I stole a bottle of leprechaun bile, kept it in my closet for playing cards.
 
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