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RetiredToker76 said:
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Does anyone really die "unexpectedly" at 82?
Suddenly, without warning, sure but was it really unexpected?
You know someone out there was saying, "He's gunna die any day now..."
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Are you 44 or 76? Asking for a friend.......
 
Metasynth said:
True story time. My 83 year old grandfather died “unexpectedly”. He was in a nudist hot tub with a bunch of nude women half his age, when he had a little fall while getting out. Didn’t recover from that one, but Shit…the man died doin what he loved.


Edit: head rush…maybe not enough blood in his brain when he stood up? Eh? Eh?? ;)
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Wonder if he was thinking "look a titty!"
 
Metasynth said:
True story time. My 83 year old grandfather died “unexpectedly”. He was in a nudist hot tub with a bunch of nude women half his age, when he had a little fall while getting out. Didn’t recover from that one, but Shit…the man died doin what he loved.


Edit: head rush…maybe not enough blood in his brain when he stood up? Eh? Eh?? ;)
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ROFLMAO You got some big shoes to fill there!!
 
DCcan said:
The guys who put sardines on pizza took him out.

"Iceland's president, Guoni Johannesson, created an online uproar by announcing to a group of schoolchildren that he was "fundamentally opposed" to pineapple on pizza and suggested it should be banned.

Panopoulos said at the time he did not understand the president's opposition to the pineapple topping, which he thought gave the dish a "refreshing" bite."
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Our Prime Minister's response.

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Laughing Grass said:
That makes sense. I did a little research and here they make you do all the qualification surveys online. Not sure if it's a cookie cutter survey, you need a juror code +DOB to see it. did you get selected for the DUI jury?
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Yeah, two days of trial and the defendant folded that evening, changed his plea; so on third day as soon as we got into court they dismissed us all; kindalike coitus interupptus. A 40 mile drive.
 
Metasynth said:
True story time. My 83 year old grandfather died “unexpectedly”. He was in a nudist hot tub with a bunch of nude women half his age, when he had a little fall while getting out. Didn’t recover from that one, but Shit…the man died doin what he loved.


Edit: head rush…maybe not enough blood in his brain when he stood up? Eh? Eh?? ;)
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Couldn't resist.
 
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