Wal-Mart: The Asshole of America

anhedonia

Well-Known Member
a buck that rides a little furthur? Shit I buy all my top-ramen and spam from a locally owned grocery chain. I would rather my money went to my favorite place to get groceries than go to walmart and sit through thier fucking lines and hordes of people.

I remember a case in tenessee many years ago, but wal-mart wanted to build thier store on land that had american indian bones found on the location and all these native people protested but wal-mart won and got to have thier store. That is a reason to stop shopping at walmart right there.
 

panhead

Well-Known Member
Hey, dude, i have done a lot of research on the subject. Do think that people complain just for the sake of complaining. Where theres smoke theres a fire.
Boy was i wrong about walmart,when i went there today i saw a slave master in a blue smock whipping big strong able bodied men to get those damm shelf's stocked,he just kept saying faster faster you son's a bitches or you'll get no pay !

Between the sheer carnage i saw today & your convincing arguement about all the research you've done i now hate walmart,those evil bastids :mrgreen:
 

000420

terpenophenolic
I love Wal-Mart for shopping and other fun things..........

Funny Jokes and Pranks to do at Walmart
  1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
  2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
  3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
  4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.
  5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
  6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
  7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell the other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
  8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
  9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
  10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
  11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
  12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
  13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
  14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    And last but not least...
  15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
 

Acidburn999819

Well-Known Member
wal-mart will be the downfall of society...but i got a gift of wal-mart stock when i was younger and it has treated me well...please shop at walmart the dividends kickass
 

panhead

Well-Known Member
Hahaha,i read zeek's post & figured he saw something i didnt so i went back & re read the whole thread,hahaha this thread is a mess,it's went from walmart to socialism,gluttony,the war in Iraq,Chineese people (those filthy bastards :mrgreen:),Paris Hilton,oil prices & finally to the Nazi's,those damm nazi's & walmart want to rule the world :mrgreen:.

Next up,walmart is responsible for child molesters & racism :mrgreen:.
 

SimpleSimon

Well-Known Member
Boy was i wrong about walmart,when i went there today i saw a slave master in a blue smock whipping big strong able bodied men to get those damm shelf's stocked,he just kept saying faster faster you son's a bitches or you'll get no pay !

Between the sheer carnage i saw today & your convincing arguement about all the research you've done i now hate walmart,those evil bastids :mrgreen:
I feel as though your mocking me.......
 

overfiend

HeavyMetalHippie
my business did some work for wallmart a few years ago. totaly bullshit.
stock to be processed was due for following monday,after approvals which they sat on for 3 days(thursday) i was to process 500 units.units arrive on friday. i spend the weekend doing my thing but could not finish all units by monday morning. i did finish monday evening. they say due to being late on the project they were to fine me $500 because of lost sales. the job literaly only paid $750 total after being beat up by the bidding war i had to go through to get the job in the first place.
this is how they pass on the savings to you "aggressive purchasing"
fuck them ,not for me
 

1freezy

Well-Known Member
A Wal-Mart employee got injured in a car accident. She had full coverage from her medical insurance from Wal-Mart. She is bedridden and her family got a settlement from the accident around $60,000. This was to take care of her in a good fashion with in home care around her family and kids. In all paperwork for Wall-Mart insurance and benefits there is a section that states any money rewarded to an employee may be recouped if medical or other assistance is paid. Wal-Mart and their insurance group (that wall-mart owns not uses) sued to recoup the $60,000 settlement for the disabled lady. She now lives in a home away from her husband & children plus in home care is so much better. This is evil.

Yes she did sign the document but if you don't 1. you lose your job or 2. you don't get benefits. What a deal! Especially when there is a high unemployment rate.

Wal-Mart is not the only big company that started doing this.

I guess Wal-Mart is the DEVIL and we fuel it's fire. I still go there on occasion it's almost unavoidable for me.

Oh I also asked a guy what he makes. He said ge started at $8 and makes $9.75 now in 2008. I was offered a job there in 1996 starting pay $12 to $14 dollars. WTF is going on?

Everyone if you ever sign papers don't just scan them please read them. Then unfortunately some of us will realize we half to sign them if we want to pay rent. Sell your rights/soul or live in poverty maybe both.(yea great) I understand it's not like this for everyone but it is for a lot of people. Be thankful if your not one and help the people who are.

An Im realizing there are a lot of people out there who only care about themselves:cry:!


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BlessAmerica

Well-Known Member
Wal-Mart along with the rest of conglomerate America is evil.

No one will win this fight, its like telling a die hard "good 'ol boy" Republican to vote Democrat. Its like asking a yuppie who likes his GMC Hummer (Model: EarthFucker 300) to exchange it for a Nissan. Or convincing someone who says "Heh he, if this is global warming, how come its so cold" to realize that global warming is real and adjusts climates.

Now for my 2 cents:

To those who closemindedly state "I love Wal-Mart, its better because x,y,z.... SO WHAT IF ITS FROM CHINA," the reason why the Chinese can make the products so cheap is because it is a Communist government which strictly limits the citizens. They have a billion people, with that many people you can fill factories to make assembly lines and pay the employees less than what it would cost to install machines to do the work. Many Chinese citizens live WELL below the poverty line, and to say its okay to exploit a group of people is an unethical ethnocentric worldview. Its bad enough most people who support Wal-Mart are anthropocentric, now you have (and see it here even on this site) a segment of the population who openly and stubbornly feel it is acceptable to say "fuck everyone else."

When the price of gas gets too high and the costs of produce and products get too high for the median American household income (of $49,890) and most suburban yuppies don't know how to grow anything other than a genetically modified tomato, let alone clean their own game, this nation and possibly world will be in for a big eye opener. And those of you who defend Wal-Mart because of its "low prices" (which means you are of the median if not lower income range) WILL be the first to feel the pain of the economy collapse. If you look out only for yourself and fail to acknowledge your place in the big picture, you are setting yourself up for unavoidable failure. This is true in relationships, economics and finances, religion, and most importantly life. :peace:
 

panhead

Well-Known Member
I feel as though your mocking me.......
I was not mocking you but i was pointing out the humor in your post,when you said "trust me, ive done alot of research on this", to me that equates to telling a girl "this will only hurt for a little while" or "i'll only put the head of it in".
 

madcowpatty

Active Member
Corporate highs don't make any sense. And to anyone saying that bashing wall-mart is bullshit, go get a fucking education. What's bullshit is the fact that Wall-Mart has taken over america by stepping on minorities by paying unfair wages to support their manifestation into an overpowering moral statement of "MO MONEY, MO MONEY, MO MONEY!" Feeding this mindset to the already extremely gullible American public is a selfish and cruel way to condition your mind into a constant state of consumption.

If you realize this and still shop at super-power corporations that dictate your every want and desire, then get a job at one of these white-trash producing animal farms. When your 90 day trial period has ended and you are let go without an excuse, then come back and tell me what's up.

and if one of you tries to tell me that I don't have a point, go stick a cactus up your ass and call it a sale.:peace:
 

guttyworks

Active Member
wal-mart is part of the super rich's plan to destroy the middle class and make this country one of slaves and masters. Its kinda funny how these evil fucks are purposly trying to kill small buisness so that pretty soon they will have complete controll over you and the world you live in, witch they pretty much do anyways. But there is still a cross section of america that hasnt been mindwiped by T.V. and the media.
 

Ellehcim

Well-Known Member
Your post makes sad for the amount of misinformation you have accumulated and the hate you are spewing. You might want to look into that, it isn't healthy.
Does anyone else see the Irony in this post?

I for one really dont want to pay more for any of the cheap crap from China than I have to.
 

Ellehcim

Well-Known Member
Ok, this thread went off the rails when someone started saying that people actually starve to death every day in America...

What was I thinking arguing with a bunch of stoners?

:?
 

Auzzie07

Well-Known Member
Wal-Mart along with the rest of conglomerate America is evil.

No one will win this fight, its like telling a die hard "good 'ol boy" Republican to vote Democrat. Its like asking a yuppie who likes his GMC Hummer (Model: EarthFucker 300) to exchange it for a Nissan. Or convincing someone who says "Heh he, if this is global warming, how come its so cold" to realize that global warming is real and adjusts climates.

Now for my 2 cents:

To those who closemindedly state "I love Wal-Mart, its better because x,y,z.... SO WHAT IF ITS FROM CHINA," the reason why the Chinese can make the products so cheap is because it is a Communist government which strictly limits the citizens. They have a billion people, with that many people you can fill factories to make assembly lines and pay the employees less than what it would cost to install machines to do the work. Many Chinese citizens live WELL below the poverty line, and to say its okay to exploit a group of people is an unethical ethnocentric worldview. Its bad enough most people who support Wal-Mart are anthropocentric, now you have (and see it here even on this site) a segment of the population who openly and stubbornly feel it is acceptable to say "fuck everyone else."

When the price of gas gets too high and the costs of produce and products get too high for the median American household income (of $49,890) and most suburban yuppies don't know how to grow anything other than a genetically modified tomato, let alone clean their own game, this nation and possibly world will be in for a big eye opener. And those of you who defend Wal-Mart because of its "low prices" (which means you are of the median if not lower income range) WILL be the first to feel the pain of the economy collapse. If you look out only for yourself and fail to acknowledge your place in the big picture, you are setting yourself up for unavoidable failure. This is true in relationships, economics and finances, religion, and most importantly life. :peace:
You're right, oh so right. Hell maybe you're right, and I should be supporting everyone to shop Wal-Mart so then like you said, the working-poor will feel it first.
And while you non-believers in global warming are at it...Go buy a hummer, burn as much gas as you can. Feel the wrath of mother earth, bitch.
 
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