Warning!!! Hospital workers - read this!

HomeLessBeans

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I believe tazers are now legal for citizens to own now in Michigan.

Get a squad of ladies to ride the elevators Huntin his (insert appropriate color here,dumfuks gheez) Ass.

I know a couple gals that would make him wish for a gentle tazing.
 

purklize

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Get Your Tasers ready ladies, and gentlemen:LANSING, MI — Gov. Rick Snyder signed legislation on Tuesday to legalize civilian Tasers after the bills gained bipartisan support in the Michigan House last monthIn 90 days, Michigan citizens will be allowed to possess and use electro-muscular disruption devices, more commonly known as Tasers, with a concealed pistol license and training. They have similar restrictions and penalties as those in place for pistols.Michigan law had limited Taser use to certain law enforcement and corrections officers. Others, such as licensed private investigators, private security police and aircraft pilots and crew members also could carry the weapons if they have been trained and are using the device while performing official duties. Michigan now joins 44 other states that allow civilians to carry the electroshock guns.More than 16,800 law enforcement agencies use Tasers in 107 countries, according to Taser International Inc. spokesman Steve Tuttle.“We applaud the signing of the bill and thank State Senator Rick Jones’ efforts to give Michiganders the right to carry Taser technology that has saved more than 89,000 lives from death or serious injury," he said. information from Taser.Tasers use compressed nitrogen to shoot two small probes connected by wire that transmit electrical pulses to the target, temporarily debilitating muscle control. The weapons emit confetti with serial numbers to identify the owner.Civilian models use cartridges that extend 15 feet and are made for one-time use with a 30-second discharge, while police model cartridges can extend up to 35 feet and generally produce five-second bursts.“There’s no reason law abiding citizens who have a CPL and proper training shouldn’t have access to this non-lethal alternative for protecting themselves and their loved ones,” bill sponsor Goeff Hansen, R-Hart, said during a House committee hearing in February.MLive readers have had mixed reactions to the bills. An MLive.com poll found that 61 percent of 383 votes support the law, with the remainder opposed. While many supported the option to carry to weapons, some readers were concerned........... http://mobile.mlive.com/advmlstate/pm_29317/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=vBdsaApu
Well that's the first good thing Snyder has done. Probably will be the last, too.

Now, if it's treated like a pistol, does that mean that concealed carry laws apply? Need a permit, can't be a felon, etc...

EDIT: Answered my own question...

The bills would allow citizens to possess and use electro-muscular disruption devices, more commonly known as Tasers, with a concealed pistol license and training.
http://www.mlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2012/04/readers_react_to_michigan_tase.html

Lame... they should be available at gas stations. If someone wants to zap and abduct someone they will just buy a tazer from another state. These restrictions will just mean that most women won't have them. 95% will think rape will never happen to them, and won't be willing to go to the trouble of the whole concealed carry permit process. What about women with a felony mj conviction? I guess the GOP believes women with a criminal history deserve to be raped?
 

Cory and trevor

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Justin is joking of course but there is a law against throwing your dick out in inapropriate places. Here is some outrage for you, maybe consider that it doesn't have to be a full grown woman-is it funny if he chose a 12 year old girl? its a hospital elevator, are we as the public not deserving of our security staff and police to keep hospital elevators safe? This is the place children go to visit sick relatives and things like that, there is a childrens wing in most every hospital. time of day shouldn't matter in a hospital either so save the ignorant question about why the young girl is riding the elevator alone at night please, it should be a safe haven not a place to wonder if you're going to see your first dick (regardless of color shape or size) from some weird asshole with a mental problem. I for one am outraged by the act but more so from the attitude of so-called security. My kids go to hospitals to visit people and LOVE the elevator THEY ARE KIDS how could they not? Some times for the thrill of it I take the stairs and they ride up in the cool elevator machine by themselves. I felt like it's a hospital with cops all around and security as well but I guess it is the wild fucking west with dicks instead of revolvers and I should shelter my kids more huh.....yeah that's the solution sick fucks should be permitted to fucking do whatever wherever and I should have to helecopter my kids so they don't run face first into a random stranger's dick should he be exercising his right be a sick fuck in public.,....
 

gladstoned

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People with mental illnesses are fucked up. There is little help for them out there. Cory said said his kids love the elevator and ride the elevator when visiting loved ones at the hospital. This could simply be some mental case that used to like riding the elevator when his mom was dying or something, then he watched a porno. That shit works in the porn industry every single time. Look at all the mental institutions that have closed in michigan. All the doctors do now is pump them full of meds and hope for the best. Since mj started on a medical level and I have witnessed several people close to me go downhill fast, I am really paranoid of prescriptions. Like taking more than one, or having to take several over long periods of time. It's mind boggling to think of all the people out there that have medications or lack medications and act differently because of it.
 

chrishydro

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Black, White, Yellow, no matter. What matters is he is a sick puppy. We never let women walk to their cars after dark alone period.

Never.
 

purklize

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People with mental illnesses are fucked up. There is little help for them out there. Cory said said his kids love the elevator and ride the elevator when visiting loved ones at the hospital. This could simply be some mental case that used to like riding the elevator when his mom was dying or something, then he watched a porno. That shit works in the porn industry every single time. Look at all the mental institutions that have closed in michigan. All the doctors do now is pump them full of meds and hope for the best. Since mj started on a medical level and I have witnessed several people close to me go downhill fast, I am really paranoid of prescriptions. Like taking more than one, or having to take several over long periods of time. It's mind boggling to think of all the people out there that have medications or lack medications and act differently because of it.
So true and completely unfortunate. As with many social programs, when they are withdrawn, the specific benefactor isn't the only one who loses. We all the pay the price of having a bunch of angry, deranged psychos running around with no treatment available other than a jail cell (which only makes them worse).

On a somewhat related note: apparently CBD is as good as any prescription antipsychotic for treating mental disorders, except it lacks their horrific side effects (shortened life span, memory damage, tardive dyskinesia, sedation). Yet another reason to find a high CBD strain and get some cuts circulating...
 

Winter Woman

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Talked with my friend this morning. Security says people like that can't stop and he will do until he is caught. No, the guy did not touch her.
 

Beagle

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I bet a toy squirt gun with high strength bleach would hurt his eyes long enough to use a tazer...and maybe kick him in the junk for good measure.
 

FatMarty

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There was a guy out here in the burbs doing the same thing at beauty parlors.
He was white guy, and I think they caught someone that might be him.

I'm not a violent person by nature, and I think it would scare me more than startle me if it happened to me.
But if there is a kid in there when it happens I probably would yell and try to shield kids eyes from freak while pushing all the elevator buttons.
It seems unreal that Detroit hospitals can't just track him on cameras, and follow him and catch him.
Hospitals should have security cams.
 

purklize

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I'm not a violent person by nature, and I think it would scare me more than startle me if it happened to me. But if there is a kid in there when it happens I probably would yell and try to shield kids eyes from freak while pushing all the elevator buttons.


If I found myself in that scenario he would get drop kicked in the balls.
 

KidneyStoner420

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All major Hospitals in Boston have a camera up in the corner of the elevators. That includes Children's Hospital, Beth Israel, Mass General, etc.

Detroit doesn't have cameras?
 

ozzrokk

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People like that will not stop until they have to stop.

Security should get off its ass and make SURE he stops.......
 

ozzrokk

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If that would have happened to my wife the story would have read something like this

The perp was caught doing it later. He asked the woman " Do you date black men with giant, swollen, purple balls and a bent dick". Then the perp dropped to his knees and begged the woman to kill him.
 

Winter Woman

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There was a guy out here in the burbs doing the same thing at beauty parlors.
He was white guy, and I think they caught someone that might be him.

I'm not a violent person by nature, and I think it would scare me more than startle me if it happened to me.
But if there is a kid in there when it happens I probably would yell and try to shield kids eyes from freak while pushing all the elevator buttons.
It seems unreal that Detroit hospitals can't just track him on cameras, and follow him and catch him.
Hospitals should have security cams.
I remember that, he was a kook. Wasn't he older?
 

scroglodyte

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i can see telling us his ethnicity if he was an eskimo or pygmy. something interesting.
one o' dem colored fellas......huh?
 

gladstoned

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Eminem has a station on xm and they play a game called black, white, or other. Then they read a story and you need to guess the ethnicity of the person in the story. Fucking hilarious. Probably pretty racist though.
 

KidneyStoner420

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i can see telling us his ethnicity if he was an eskimo or pygmy. something interesting.
one o' dem colored fellas......huh?

Are they supposed to be more specific? Jamaican? African? Haitan?
Next time the women in the elevator should ask for his ethnicity.

Give us a break Scrog. You are the one getting racist.
Is it safe to call the guy in your avatar a spear chucker? It appears he is holding a spear.
 
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