Washington man tries to shoot marijuana arrow into jail

[h=4]David Wayne Jordan, 36, claimed he was squirrel hunting when he fired a bag of marijuana rigged to an arrow onto the roof of the Whatcom County, Wash., jail.[/h]

Maybe he was one of Robin Hood’s really merry men?
A Washington man fastened a bag of marijuana to an arrow and tried to shoot it into a county jail, authorities said.
David Wayne Jordan, 36, of Bellingham, later claimed he was aiming at a squirrel, The Bellingham Herald reported.
“He had no explanation as to why squirrel hunting requires attaching marijuana to an arrow," Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo told the paper.


A sheriff’s employee saw the pot archer hop out of his Ford pickup with a bow and arrow on Tuesday morning, Elfo said. The employee watched as he aimed high and loosed a special delivery toward the mesh screen of an open-air exercise yard.
In theory, an expert marksman might squeeze a perfectly fired arrow through the screen. But Jordan’s arrow clanged onto the roof, Elfo said.
The baggie contained a few grams of pot and as well as an unknown substance.
Jordan took off, but the sheriff’s employee wrote down his license plate number. Law enforcement officials were banging on his door shortly after.

They eventually forced their way inside with a warrant, when Jordan refused to let them in, authorities said.
He confessed to shooting the arrow but claimed he was hunting.
Jordan had previously served 20 days in the Whatcom jail for assault and resisting arrest. He was released Aug. 23.
Deputies booked him again Tuesday on charges of introducing contraband to a corrections facility in the third degree, resisting arrest and obstructing law enforcement.

Talk about a ground score if you where one of the inmates. You could make a shank out of the arrow head and roll up a blunt

Lol
Nice

Its better than makin his boy stuff it up his ass

shoulda used a crossbow mane

this. is. awesome.

Mfr needs some target practice tho

Lol must be some good bud if he was high enough to think this would work.

that was a fucking great idea hahaha good laugh

Umm. Why not make fucking edibles and bring it in on visits? I've made plenty of edible brownies that neither smelled like or tasted like pot in any way, and would get you banged up.

What you do is for the first few months is bring in regular brownies, then when the guards let their guard down, you bring in the "spiked" brownies.

One of those remote controlled helicopters would be a better idea. Just hover in over the yard at night and make drop-offs for the next day.

see4 said:

What you do is for the first few months is bring in regular brownies, then when the guards let their guard down, you bring in the "spiked" brownies.

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Dogs are usualy in the visitors room / mail room , Depandant on facility



The answer is simple , and 1,000's of years old

Pidgins

He knew all the wrong guards while incarcerated.
Trust your C.O.
He will keep you happy.

Is their any way to make see 4s idea work? will the dogs really smell some unperged bho that has bin mixed with chocolate frosting? Im saying unperged because im hopeing the gas will somewhat mask the bud smell. Any ideas i want to hook up the homies?

LIBERTYCHICKEN said:

Dogs are usualy in the visitors room / mail room , Depandant on facility



The answer is simple , and 1,000's of years old

Pidgins

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When you turn your clippings into hash, then turn your hash into butter then bake brownies with that butter, dogs cannot smell it. They are not trained to smell that scent.

Mind the process of making these brownies. Be VERY careful about cleaning your area after each stage. In the end, you will want to have your brownies be completely untouched by marijuana at any point. Meaning... after you bubble hash your cuttings in a completely different area, you wash everything. When you handle the bubble hash to make butter, wear gloves. When you pour the butter into the batter, wear gloves. Just be safe, think about what you are doing and what you are touching. You should be good if you play it safe.

they do that 10 times a day at the prison here.Usually more meth then weed goes over the wall though

hempyninja309 said:

“He had no explanation as to why squirrel hunting requires attaching marijuana to an arrow," Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo told the paper.

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A law enforcement officer who doesn't know the recipe for quick squirrel pot pie. And he calls himself a country boy. Shame.

The real life Green Arrow.

There's a reason you cannot bring home made edibles into a prison......I wonder what that is?.....