Auto-fellatio: The cock a dude'll do. cn
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Some of the images I found under "beer claws" were ... <cough> not family-approved. cn
treadmilling is like jerking off with a thick yellow rubber glove on your hand, try the real thing, get out there and have unprotected sex with whores
So cannabineer is a chick with beer claws? Consider me fully half-chubbed.
lol - I am NOT that kind of girl. cn
Wait.... do you or do you not have beer claws?lol - I am NOT that kind of girl. cn
Wait.... do you or do you not have beer claws?
Oh, I see. Well, then... I guess this is a little awkward....... How bout them Twins?They're actually neer claws. I usually keep them demurely tucked under. cn
Oh, I see. Well, then... I guess this is a little awkward....... How bout them Twins?
At this point, if I had any photoshop skill, I would photoshop a picture of Joe Mauer peeking around a corner and put it here.Oh dear. Are they peeking out again?? cn
At least the joke makes sense to you nowYou have me at a disadvantage, good sir. i'm baseball-illiterate. I had to google Joe Mauer. cn