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Weapon of choice (apocalyptic armory)

dirtsurfr

dirtsurfr

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GreatwhiteNorth

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Ok, since DirtSurfer is parading his zombie killer in his avi I had to share my Monster dog.
171 Lb South African Boerboel - I think if I dumped a bit of Jack Daniel BBQ sauce on the undead they would end up like Timothy Treadwell pretty quickly.
A very large pile of Canidae excrement.

[video=youtube;DXBK0UV_9L0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXBK0UV_9L0&feature=youtu.be[/video]
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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dirtsurfr said:
^Good looking pup was that shot ended just before he nailed the window?
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His head is the size of a Christmas turkey and about as thick as a block of concrete - a freakin battering ram. We've got two nice dent in the drywall that I'll have to get around to fixing sometime soon.
 
Dr. Greenhorn

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Ok, since DirtSurfer is parading his zombie killer in his avi I had to share my Monster dog.
171 Lb South African Boerboel - I think if I dumped a bit of Jack Daniel BBQ sauce on the undead they would end up like Timothy Treadwell pretty quickly.
A very large pile of Canidae excrement.

[video=youtube;DXBK0UV_9L0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXBK0UV_9L0&feature=youtu.be[/video]
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that dog is awesome. I need to get me a breed like that
 
ANC

ANC

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Geronimo420 said:
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Thats just fucking brutal. :razz:

Nice boerboel, realy awesome dogs.
There is a huge one at the local SPCA, probably all of 90kg. I feel petit compared to that dog. But it is so gentle and kind...to those it chooses to be to.
 
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jessy koons

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First I would slip into my jewel encrusted battle shorts, then I would place my warlord beret firmly upon my head though at a rakish angle to demoralize my enemy. I would fight bare chested to display my impoverished man-mane for all to see.

Now if this is the apocalypse then I feel I should assume that this is the apocalypse of religious lore. If that is true then logic would banish these foes posthaste, if not then some vigorous finger snapping and my trusty rubber-band gun will finish them off.
 
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