Weed and Airport security

I have personally taken weed on planes and its nerve racking as hell. I was on patted down and when the officer hit m y pant leg (7gs of dank in my underwear) the smell was so strong i was sure he'd smell it but he didnt. I usually stick it under my nuts. Once i put a half in the front of my suitecase and left. my homeboi asked to borrow it and said i found the medicine and i said hide it. he did. When got to where i was i asked where he hid da weed he said what weed? I reached into the front pocket and it was still there. talk about lucky. I would not advise it but you i gotta have my Mary.

Figure if I tried to take even a seed onboard nowadays I'd end up breakin' bricks and pickin' cabbage for the next thirty years or so in some crossbar hotel. Did it a few times many years back, but things weren't quite as tight as they are now.

I have done this in the within the past 2 years.

BingoBango said:

What the fuck is wrong with all you people. Why would you EVER TAKE WEED THROUGH AN AIRPORT.

How about you stick to growing and leave smuggling to coke dealers where the profit margins actually make sense.

I am going to leave the obvious problems with smuggling drugs through airport aside and point to a simple, easy pussy stretchy free solution. Buy when you get to places.

When the rap song talk about puff flying they mean driving dumbass

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I don't know about you but, after working a year for your vacation, I like to get high on vacation, yes if you go to a place like jamaca you can buy there.
But If you are going to some place in the us, I think it is to risky buying from someone you don't know! You may get ripped off and buy bunk shit, or you may buy from a narc and get bustted! So I think the risk is worth it to be abel to enjoy vacation high vrs spending days trying to fine weed there, with all the risks, and time wasted on limited vacation time!
My take on it anyway!

peace man

You would have to be pretty stupid to try and buy in JAMAICA. If you have been there the crime rate is very high and getting killed there is too. It is too risky because the laws for pot are crazy in other places.

WWgrower said:

You would have to be pretty stupid to try and buy in JAMAICA. If you have been there the crime rate is very high and getting killed there is too. It is too risky because the laws for pot are crazy in other places.

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Ive been to jamaica twice and all i can say is please dont say you are "stupid" for buying in jamaica becouse when i was there it was perfectly safe to buy and smoke just about anywhere. I dont see a way you can refuse when its offered 1000's of times during your stay there.... The laws may be bad but it is very tolerated. If you ever visit dont bring any there or back its not worth the doing jailtime in jamaica prison either. I hear bread and water is served for your stay. Heheh

so if i tape a gram under my nuts i should be good?

faded420 said:

so if i tape a gram under my nuts i should be good?

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Yeah, you'll be fine. Well... so long as you shave your nuts first, that is.

You'll want to triple bag it as well, or wrap it in plastic wrap a few times before you bag it. Smell is the thing to worry about.

Thats some nutty weed.

when i travel in airplane i always take hash in my pocket but i don't live in US

When I was coming back from denmark about a year ago to come to the states. I brought back 10 grams of some black puddy hash; however there are a couple steps
you can take to ensure that it does not smell nearly as bad.

First before I left my house I split the little block into three pieces and then
wrapped them all up in paper towels. When I got to the airport I went into the
bathroom and had one fresh baggie and with out touching the hash I allowed
it to roll in the bag and sealed it up. Make sure you wash your hands first.

When the flight was like 10-20 before it was gonna land I went to the bathroom and did the same thing again transferring it into a new bag and then double bagging it afterwards. By doing this you have 1 1/2 to 2 hour time before the smell permeates
through the bag. I was a little scared as I was going through customs as I saw a
sniffer dog but surprisingly as I walked by it didn't even give me a second glance.


Hope this helps,
Peace

ive travelled after 9/11 and not had problems be sensible

ElBarto said:

very bad idea. one way tickets are a big RED flag. also way more expensive.

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no there not, its when you book them only a few days before the flight its a red flag, or buy them at the airport. use a credit card weeks before you fly to purchase and the extra checks wont happen.

I USED A THC PRESS !! PUT DA BUDZ IN AND PRESS OUT LIL TABLETS N THEY DONT SMELLAND THEN FROM THERE WRAPED THE TABZ TO MY LEG NOT MY BALLZ14.00 G

Funny the post on here, are really slowing down..Hmmm I wonder if the brain trust on here have all been busted at the airport!

i just went from the northeast to florida on a vacation and left from logan airport( the airport the iraqi fucks hijacked the plaines from) and i brought a 1/2 of nugz. what i do is buy a good size shampoo bottle and i just triipple wrapped by bag dumped out a little shampoo so the baggy could fit in the bottle and it worked again for me.. i actually had to split it up into two quarters because the neck of the shampoo bottle was to little but it worked great... ive never tried that and brang it as a carry on but everytime i check in and jave the bag down under the plain it works great.. try it out, guarantee'd to work

I know someone who did the same thing with the shampoo bottle either leaving LA going to NY or visa versa, either way he got caught in Cali, got taken to a little room and the whole nine yards, luckily he was in a band and his agent sort of got him out of it ( or so i was told) but suposedly he was suposed to go back for court and never went and says he has a warrant out fo rhis arrest in cali...IDK point being don't put weed in a shampoo bottle

I've done it a few times myself, my fav. method was taking a buy 2 get one free parliament pack, taking one pack out carefully taking the sulafane off the top, stuff the tree in ( sealed and all), put the salafane back on, and the pack back in, i brought like three of the deals so it looked good, put it in my check on bag...i think that was all before 9-11 though.....
Beginning of 08 i was in south africa and brought some seeds back no problem, i put them in a the spine of a postcard with a few others in a thin brown bag tehy came with and then put them in a book, when i got to NY i was 30sec from walking out the doors, liek 7 am after a 23 hr flight and this cop was like come here please, he made me empty out all my shit and put it all back, he was pretty chill though let me keep a wooden pipe (which was clean) but said he should have taken it, but didnt find the seeds
OK last story this summer i was in israel and smoked some hash...for some reason i put roach of it in a one of those little airborne medice things right on top and completely forgot about it...i had it in my carry on right in the front pocket of my backpack..ANyway the security in israel is pretty fucking intense, the most i've ever seen and they do it all right in front of you...everything went fine but i got home and found it like it a week later and almost shit myself...to top the story off i was currently awaiting a court date for a few weeks after i got back, when i get to court i my lawyer was like "don't worry its not your fault there was a computer error, but you had a warrant out for your arrest" i was like ohhhh great. so not only did i unknowingly bring a roach of hash back but i had a warrent out for my arrest. Can you say LUCKY
From now on i'm gonna have to go with the get it from where your going method, i was in LA in march and was a few days in dying for some smoke so was liek fuck it, went ot the guy outside who takes peoples bags, calls taxis, etc and was liek you got any tree?" 5 min later he came back with a gram of some really nice shit...
its nto worth bringing it on the plane with you, shit could always happen, no matter how safe you are...next time i might even try mailing it before i go, that sounds pretty safe, the trick is wait a while before opening it and right return to sender so if you do get busted be like idk what that is and they can't do shit, so i've heard.

Sorry fo rthe long post, i like tellign my stories, haha, hope you guys got somethign out of it

The idea of putting it in a shampoo tube sounds good. If you can get away with it in America I'm pretty sure it would work here..

wouldn't need to worry about it at all if it were legal... if we chose for it to be legal....