Welll.. fuck

Tomorrow is my birthday. I'm broke. I have no weed. AND. I'm getting audited by the IRS. ON MY BIRTHDAY. Assholes. Worst year ever. I don't even have the money to drown my sorrows in a bottle of Cuervo. I've been paying taxes since the age of 17 and I've never had a problem. I had to empty my bank account to fix my car two weeks ago. It cost a little over 1,900 dollars and I had to skip a car payment. Now they're going to put a lien on my account and I will probably end up losing my car. It has something to do with my state taxes and unemployment benefits that ran out before I got this job. I got a letter on Thursday telling me that I was given notice 60 days ago. I never got it. Now they're saying I have to come up with the money by tomorrow or face a lien. Yay me!

I guess it's time to peddle my ass on the street. Fifty bucks a pop. Me love you long time!

Did I mention that I'm holding down a full time job and taking care of my dad who has Alzheimer's? No? Well I'm mentioning it now. I'm asking once again, please stop the world. I want to get off. Please? I don't wanna play anymore. I'm taking my ball and going home.

Damn man, that sucks big time. One day it will all turn around for you. Just keep at it.

and for what its worth, Happy Birthday!

that sucks.. we just did our taxes the other day.

with 20k new IRS employee's added.. I am sure we will all get audits this year...

today the IRS has paid out 4mil in income taxes........ Last year this same time it was 27mil


please for the love of ALL that is HOLY....... explain how you can hire 20k more employee's yet get behind compared to last year...




Props to you for taking care of Pops... did not know this..
Happy Birthday too fwiw..

don't take it to the streets, carne. take it to the bottom of the sea.

underwater male prostitution is much more lucrative.

Happy Birthday carne

^ whoa... proof I am not UB... we both posted at the same time... (unless I posted from another PC?)

this whole time I thought I was UB's alt.... damn glad that's cleared up!

yeah man happy bday, i hope things get better.

gioua said:

today the IRS has paid out 4mil in income taxes........ Last year this same time it was 27mil


please for the love of ALL that is HOLY....... explain how you can hire 20k more employee's yet get behind compared to last year...

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People probably didn't file as early on account of the fiscal cliff and being unsure of what their final tax liability would be.

To the op I'm sure if you explained your situation to the IRS they'd help:
[video=youtube;5ydqjqZ_3oc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ydqjqZ_3oc[/video]

ps happy birthday.. now man up you know what to do

...solution is in the problem, and all that jazz

...good luck to you, Carne. Happy Birthday!

UncleBuck said:

don't take it to the streets, carne. take it to the bottom of the sea.

underwater male prostitution is much more lucrative.

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I'm not exactly sure what that entails but I'll give it a go.

p.s. thanks for the birthday wishes but my birthday is tomorrow. On the 12th. Lincoln's birthday.

Get out and dig up some patches in while you still got a car, its really the only way to get out of this long term ,by oct you will have no financial /smoko worries.

see4 said:

One day it will all turn around for you.

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What makes you so sure?

Happy birthday my gay friend. This one's for you
[video=youtube;feQR5Bf4ZJI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feQR5Bf4ZJI[/video]

*BUDS said:

Get out and dig up some patches in while you still got a car, its really the only way to get out of this long term ,by oct you will have no financial /smoko worries.

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I have a semi-lucid father to keep an eye on. I have to follow behind him and turn off burners or water taps or shut the fridge, etcetera, etcetera, ad infinitum. He caught a pot holder on fire the other day. Just laid it right down on the burner and walked away.

Carne Seca said:

I have a semi-lucid father to keep an eye on. I have to follow behind him and turn off burners or water taps or shut the fridge, etcetera, etcetera, ad infinitum. He caught a pot holder on fire the other day. Just laid it right down on the burner and walked away.

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That's rough man. My grandpa had Alzheimer's and it was a lot of the same things. Are you the only one taking care of him?

BTW
$50? Really!?
Come to Vegas boo boo, I'll help you sell that ass for at least 300 a trick. Just don't forget who you bring that money back to

Beansly said:

That's rough man. My grandpa had Alzheimer's and it was a lot of the same things. Are you the only one taking care of him?

BTW
$50? Really!?
Come to Vegas boo boo, I'll help you sell that ass for at least 300 a trick. Just don't forget who you bring that money back to

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It's just me. Hospice comes by three times a week but that's about it. My nephew that moved in with us after my brother died is only 16 and I damn sure won't place this responsibility on him. He's still dealing with his own sorrows. His mother has MS and she is fading fast. He lost his Grandmother (my mother) last fall and had his family split up among us after they lost their house. Nope. It's just me.

our mutual uncle is on my ass too, should be paid off in few months. the fuckers charge you for everything, $100 for setting up payment plan, not to mention the late fee's. what was owed (by my ex) they doubled within 2 months of notifying me of the outstanding bill. god i love our government NOT!
good luck with the load on your shoulders...peace

Carne Seca said:

It's just me. Hospice comes by three times a week but that's about it. My nephew that moved in with us after my brother died is only 16 and I damn sure won't place this responsibility on him. He's still dealing with his own sorrows. His mother has MS and she is fading fast. He lost his Grandmother (my mother) last fall and had his family split among us after they lost their house. Nope. It's just me.

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Jesus man.
You're not financially responsible for anyone are you? What did you get a job doing? Would you ever consider putting him in a home?