Easyday20
Well-Known Member
Today is my youngest sons birthday and things started good. We decided to take him tubing and that is when everything went to shit. After about a 1/4 mile down the river my wife had a problem, her raft started deflating and she stated sinking. She and my daughter who was tied to her raft were able to make it to the river bank. I wasn't able to stop until a couple came by in a kayak and had a cell phone. I called the company we were tubing and they said they would send someone ASAP. Well ASAP never came. I ended up being able to climb up the river bank, which gave me a flashback of being in navy bootcamp and going through BATTLESTATIONS. I walked back the mile I had gone from them checked on them and had to keep going and get help. In the meantime my daughter slipped and hit her head. Not bad, I was able to make it back to where we started tubing and luckily there was a sheriffs deputy in the parking lot of the park. He calls the fire department they come with dogs and divers and paramedics and we got my family. Yay!!!! Happy ending??? Not yet. After my wife came up the hill with the firefighters she was in pain and said she slipped and landed on a stick that went up her ass. Lucky she had on a bathing suit right. Haha Nope. We got home and I left to go pick up some fire Red Runtz strain and she calls and says I need to get home, she needs to go the hospiital. Yep the stick missed her ass and broke off on the left side of her vagina. So yea she has a big piece of stick in her P^&%y. I know this may sound made up, but I promise I am high as hell and even my imagination couldnt make that shit up. On a happy note my son said he had an AWESOME birthday. Anyway. Smoke on my friends
God's funny that way...
