just read some of their descriptions.. i don't think that jack keruac could write more bs then this..
High IQ Bud Marijuana Seeds - by BC SEEDS
High IQ Bud is our latest development in unchartered cannabinoids. There are hundreds of cannabinoids that have not yet been fully understood. We have tapped into a combination that increases ARTISTIC BRAIN Power, and now we have found the right combination to increase your LOGICAL brain power, increasing your IQ. Users of this strain claim to have a perception that their I.Q. increases by about 25% after toking on this strain. After further testing, we concluded that the below average IQ person increased their IQ by 22%, the average person increases their overall IQ by 20% and those with above average IQ increased theirs by 16%. Those considered to already be genius actually decreased their IQ by 8%.
or another fave of mine, the love bud...
Love Buzz Bud - Marijuana Seeds by BCSEEDS.com
If you're lucky enough to have smoked some really rare strains, you may of noticed that certain ones "turn you and your partner on." A single hit and you get instant wood and your lady friend is suddenly in the mood for love? Well, these particular love phenotypes were common in Hash that was going around in the early 1970's-1990's and luckily, I still have this one alive here at my seedbank.
The really unique strain appeared and was used to make hash around 1992 and surprisingly, it was not from Moroccan hash plant. It's actually a very special strain from Jamaica that didn't store well, so it was pressed into hash to give a longer shelf life, and it got shipped by air to Toronto. Shipping weed by air was not so uncommon before 911. This weed will get its smokers in the mood and you'll end up making out in a lovely, trance-like, blurry state with intense nerve sensations that dramatically increase pleasure. Forget about spending you dough at the sex store on overpriced massage oils to keep things interesting in the bedroom. Love Buzz Bud is a much better experience.