Having one of those days. Walking around the grocery store this morning thinking to myself it smells minty fresh in here. Got to the checkout and the cashier points out the big glob of white stuff in my hair. FML... it was toothpaste.
could have been something a lot worse....Having one of those days. Walking around the grocery store this morning thinking to myself it smells minty fresh in here. Got to the checkout and the cashier points out the big glob of white stuff in my hair. FML... it was toothpaste.
Like gum?could have been something a lot worse....
I'm sure everyone who saw me thought it was something a lot worse
In the 40's.Average overnight temps last month and a half?
Having one of those days. Walking around the grocery store this morning thinking to myself it smells minty fresh in here. Got to the checkout and the cashier points out the big glob of white stuff in my hair. FML... it was toothpaste.
Thank you for the public service message. I have to go grocery shopping today too.Having one of those days. Walking around the grocery store this morning thinking to myself it smells minty fresh in here. Got to the checkout and the cashier points out the big glob of white stuff in my hair. FML... it was toothpaste.
Having one of those days. Walking around the grocery store this morning thinking to myself it smells minty fresh in here. Got to the checkout and the cashier points out the big glob of white stuff in my hair. FML... it was toothpaste.
Ever get hit on at the grocery?Thank you for the public service message. I have to go grocery shopping today too.
Isn't aisle 5 where the dog food is?Ever get hit on at the grocery?
Stories are heard about the serendipitous hook ups, I just don't know of anyone actually getting lucky on aisle 5.
I'm not too picky. I shop the scratch and dent as well as the discontinued aisles too.Isn't aisle 5 where the dog food is?
I wish I had the type of personality that would have allowed me to take it out of my hair and eat it instead of embarrassment. the reaction would be priceless. You're much more outgoing than I am.Thank you for the public service message. I have to go grocery shopping today too.
Nope not once. I always do grocery shopping early in the morning so there's almost nobody there but me and old people.Ever get hit on at the grocery?
Stories are heard about the serendipitous hook ups, I just don't know of anyone actually getting lucky on aisle 5.
I wish I had the type of personality that would have allowed me to take it out of my hair and eat it instead of embarrassment. the reaction would be priceless. You're much more outgoing than I am.
Nope not once. I always do grocery shopping early in the morning so there's almost nobody there but me and old people.
The old dudes are there to pick up a gray haired babe to get freaky with.old people
that's why i'm there....The old dudes are there to pick up a gray haired babe to get freaky with.
Once upon a time I almost did. I shop at the commissary and my hub had just got off work and was wearing his Class A uniform. Most of the guys in the commissary were also in Class A too, but I never gave that much thought prior to this.Ever get hit on at the grocery?
Stories are heard about the serendipitous hook ups, I just don't know of anyone actually getting lucky on aisle 5.
LOL ouch, actually for me it was the feminine products aisle.Isn't aisle 5 where the dog food is?
You have something to look forward to in your mid 30's. As you age your give a shit factor increases in direct proportion, enjoy it. You will also need less time to dress as you realize the enemy of good is better.I wish I had the type of personality that would have allowed me to take it out of my hair and eat it instead of embarrassment. the reaction would be priceless. You're much more outgoing than I am.
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I don't grab my wife's ass anymore in public because of a similar situation. Glad I got a smile and not a slap but still...Once upon a time I almost did. I shop at the commissary and my hub had just got off work and was wearing his Class A uniform. Most of the guys in the commissary were also in Class A too, but I never gave that much thought prior to this.
I was looking for something on the aisle and out of my peripheral vision I identified what looked the size and shape and correct attire for hub. I sidled up and pressed full length up against him while still visually searching for the elusive item.
A moment later I realized the guy wasn't hugging me instead he was stiff as a board. At that point I looked up and realized that this wasn't my hub. He smiled tentatively and asked if I'd like to go out for a drink.
At that point my hub came back around from the other aisle after realizing I was still on a previous aisle, to this little vignette. Come to think of it hub didn't speed ahead anymore LOL
LOL ouch, actually for me it was the feminine products aisle.
You have something to look forward to in your mid 30's. As you age your give a shit factor increases in direct proportion, enjoy it. You will also need less time to dress as you realize the enemy of good is better.