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Bareback

Bareback

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I took my first personally test today. I lied on every question and passed. Now I’m not sure if I’m genius or asshole…. well on second thought…. I do frequent tnt so.

I’m taking a management course and so far I think they are just trying to gauge our ability to be brainwashed.
 
MICHI-CAN

MICHI-CAN

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Bareback said:
I took my first personally test today. I lied on every question and passed. Now I’m not sure if I’m genius or asshole…. well on second thought…. I do frequent tnt so.

I’m taking a management course and so far I think they are just trying to gauge our ability to be brainwashed.
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Modern management is based on psychotic narcissism. Will you inflict suffering for a salary?

Get the top dollar for your services. Only never by screwing anyone.
 
Offmymeds

Offmymeds

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Bareback said:
I took my first personally test today. I lied on every question and passed. Now I’m not sure if I’m genius or asshole…. well on second thought…. I do frequent tnt so.

I’m taking a management course and so far I think they are just trying to gauge our ability to be brainwashed.
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I think the employees should be able to see the results of the personality tests of their bosses.
 
Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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Bareback said:
I took my first personally test today. I lied on every question and passed. Now I’m not sure if I’m genius or asshole…. well on second thought…. I do frequent tnt so.

I’m taking a management course and so far I think they are just trying to gauge our ability to be brainwashed.
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Lol. Those tests are draining. I just took one for an application. I think they are trying to see if your honest or something. What’s so different about agree and strongly agree? Lol. I always start out strongly agree but by the end I just agree because I don’t have as much energy anymore and get sick if hitting the same bubble all the time.
 
lokie

lokie

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Dr.Amber Trichome said:
Lol. Those tests are draining. I just took one for an application. I think they are trying to see if your honest or something. What’s so different about agree and strongly agree? Lol. I always start out strongly agree but by the end I just agree because I don’t have as much energy anymore and get sick if hitting the same bubble all the time.
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The tests are a setup.
They ask questions, reword the question and ask it again later in the test.

It is a gotcha tactic to see if you concentrate and can consistently maintain a coherent thought.:twisted:
 
BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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They need to polygraph you after the "personality test" to see if you lied. Maybe some screening tests for psychopathy? lol
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Whew, passed that one ;)
 
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Bareback

Bareback

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For me the personality test was a q&a session were I had to take the test, get the results and read 16 pages of literature and then write a multi point report on all the bs. When I saw the syllabus for the course , I was thinking this will be fun because I’ll set the stage and play these fools. But they threw all that reading and reporting at me and broke my will . And on top of that there’s a book that has to be read and reported on ( 287 pages ) by Monday. Fuck college management courses.
 
420God

420God

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Spent most of the evening/night clearing trees from the roads for emergency vehicles in a neighboring town that was hit hard by tornadoes. As soon as I got home we had another fire call that luckily turned out to be a false alarm from the power flickering.
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Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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Bareback said:
For me the personality test was a q&a session were I had to take the test, get the results and read 16 pages of literature and then write a multi point report on all the bs. When I saw the syllabus for the course , I was thinking this will be fun because I’ll set the stage and play these fools. But they threw all that reading and reporting at me and broke my will . And on top of that there’s a book that has to be read and reported on ( 287 pages ) by Monday. Fuck college management courses.
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What the hell. No wonder none of my managers ever went to management school. I have had so many managers because I have had so many jobs… It’s a rough gig. I would never do it. I am sure you would be a cool manager because you would be like, hey take a long lunch and go get high, no worries . Right?
 
raratt

raratt

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Talked to the rice farmer nearby about putting crawfish traps in the irrigation ditch, he said the irrigation district won't allow them in case they raise the water level and they would get swept into the pumps. :( I did find a place on the little river nearby that looks like a good place, I'll be risking them getting ripped off but I guess I can try to camoflauge where I tie them up at.
 
DarkWeb

DarkWeb

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raratt said:
Talked to the rice farmer nearby about putting crawfish traps in the irrigation ditch, he said the irrigation district won't allow them in case they raise the water level and they would get swept into the pumps. :( I did find a place on the little river nearby that looks like a good place, I'll be risking them getting ripped off but I guess I can try to camoflauge where I tie them up at.
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Do you eat them? They're really freaking good :bigjoint:
 
doublejj

doublejj

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Dr.Amber Trichome said:
What the hell. No wonder none of my managers ever went to management school. I have had so many managers because I have had so many jobs… It’s a rough gig. I would never do it. I am sure you would be a cool manager because you would be like, hey take a long lunch and go get high, no worries . Right?
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When I got hired by the state of California it was an entry level position. I quickly learned that only rank&file were subject to random drug testing, not Managers or Superintendents. None of my rank&file co-workers met the MQ's to apply, but I was 5 credits short. So I enrolled in night school. The state will allow you to apply for the Managers and Superintendents tests if you were enrolled and close to graduation. Within 6 months I was on the Superintendents hiring list and was hired as Superintendent before my first year. Went home and rolled a big fat one and never failed a drug test. :eyesmoke:Retired after 25 years...There's something to be said for being the manager...:cool:
 
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