What Do You Tell Women When They Ask?
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TheGreenHornet
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HA. I don't know where all yall are living. But if you are having any "thoughts" about whether or not you should be telling her, the you sure as fuck shouldn't. Aside from the fact that it is most certainly 'frowned upon' in your state, are you familiar with women? Shit dude, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Do you like fresh air? Little birds chirping? Freedom to shit without someone staring you right in the eye? Or choosing Chipotle over Ramen noodles? Driving cars? Going to bars? Blue skies? Sunsets? WOMEN?
Think think think dude, please.
Even if this is the love of your life, and you treat her right the rest of your life, there's still a variable in the equation, and that's her.
Maybe if you are planning on keeping your op really small, sometime in the distant future share it with her. But otherwise.. there's no coming back after 20 years in jail dude. I mean we are talking about girls.. Lovely creatures that since the beginning of time have been portrayed by every major civilization as untrustworthy. But if you don't trust Plato, Aristotle, Voltaire, Locke, and most recently Hemingway and Jonathan Swift.. (Bill Clinton as well) Then go down to your local jail. Many of these people also said not to trust men either, since we are all inherently evil, and they're probably right again. Trust no one.
* I realize this is a scathing critique of women, and apologize, my point was to illuminate the seriousness of the situation* For the record I love women - Just don't trust em.
Think think think dude, please.
Even if this is the love of your life, and you treat her right the rest of your life, there's still a variable in the equation, and that's her.
Maybe if you are planning on keeping your op really small, sometime in the distant future share it with her. But otherwise.. there's no coming back after 20 years in jail dude. I mean we are talking about girls.. Lovely creatures that since the beginning of time have been portrayed by every major civilization as untrustworthy. But if you don't trust Plato, Aristotle, Voltaire, Locke, and most recently Hemingway and Jonathan Swift.. (Bill Clinton as well) Then go down to your local jail. Many of these people also said not to trust men either, since we are all inherently evil, and they're probably right again. Trust no one.
* I realize this is a scathing critique of women, and apologize, my point was to illuminate the seriousness of the situation* For the record I love women - Just don't trust em.
Harrekin
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And to address another point in the first post,very few of us have the luxury of growing at an "off site" location,we just thought of the future before setting up giant hydro systems in our bedrooms 
Stealth it up or you'll hate it for cockblocking you.Seriously,cos telling a woman you don't really know about it is just flat out NOT AN OPTION!
I'll impart some wisdom upon you sir,and it's taken many years of trial and error to come up with my findings...ALL women are crazy,but to varying degrees of crazy. It takes much time with the one woman to determine their individual level of crazy,and only after you figure out what that is,tell her nothing dodgy she can hang you for...and I'm not just talking growing here either.
Anyways Iv reiterated my points enough,hope you heed our warnings and never have to meet Butch Peace man.
Stealth it up or you'll hate it for cockblocking you.Seriously,cos telling a woman you don't really know about it is just flat out NOT AN OPTION! I'll impart some wisdom upon you sir,and it's taken many years of trial and error to come up with my findings...ALL women are crazy,but to varying degrees of crazy. It takes much time with the one woman to determine their individual level of crazy,and only after you figure out what that is,tell her nothing dodgy she can hang you for...and I'm not just talking growing here either.
Anyways Iv reiterated my points enough,hope you heed our warnings and never have to meet Butch
Peace man.