what goes in your mind ??????

whats the funniest shit that ever went on in ur mind while your high ????
me, it was when i was out on the balcon..... i closed my eyes, and imagined myself in the crowded streets of NYC smoking a nice blunt.... the funny thing is that i was walking like a fagot so people looked at me fucking weird.... but cuz im high (in NYC)i didnt give a shit... my smile went all the way up to my ears.... (which was the case in real life) and then my "dream" was over kuz the neibors got home and the sound of the slaming car door "woke" me up....
i cant really explain this, but when i was hi... it was fucking awsomely funny!!!!!!!! i started laughing at myself for thinking of something that retarded !!!
damn i love weed !!!!

When ii was at work one time somebody said its hotter than two rats fuckin in a wool sock......picture that in your mind

TigerClock said:

When ii was at work one time somebody said its hotter than two rats fuckin in a wool sock......picture that in your mind

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OMFG not the pic i wanted to see..... but fuck...hilarious !!!!!!!!!!

I was in your GF's vagina then scenes from the movie Teeth started.

When I smoke on my front porch I always imaigine what my Garden would look like if I replaced all of my rose Bushes with cannabis plants. I think I am about to become a Activist on Cannabis. Im ready to get up and stand up for my right to smoke cannabis. Im high now so, yeah.

Hmmm you really really dont want to know what I think about...................but on the bright side I havent put any of it to real action.....................................................YET......................errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

thedoc08 said:

I was in your GF's vagina then scenes from the movie Teeth started.

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I think you meant to say GF's daughter (or younger sister) --- how soon we forget pedobear only likes children.

A lot of crazy shit... paranoid out my mind, keep thinkin someones tryin to set me up or do me dirty. I sleep with my gun whispering sweet nothings.

^^^^^^^ so you the one they have been talking about..................wow

Trust me you don't know the half of it... after I got shot my mind is just fucked

When I'm vaped or blazed, I always look for spaces that would make great growing spots.

When I'm blazed and with my gf... I have happy thoughts which leads to happy things.

benny blanco said:

Trust me you don't know the half of it... after I got shot my mind is just fucked

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This guy is too gangster for the internet.

I usually go out in the hills and watch the scrub jays and crows playing around. I have this one place on the edge of a cliff where the crows will ride the thermals and flip upside down. It's amazing. They'll do this for hours. The scrub jays are bold little bastards. They will steal the food right out of your hand. Occasionally, I see a jackrabbit or a prong horn. Then there is the smell of the sage and the sound the wind makes as it blows through the branches of the nearest Piñon tree. patterns of shadow and sunlight dot the landscape as the clouds go racing by. My mind is a blank canvas. I just take it all in. They don't call this the Land of Enchantment for nothing.

secretweapon said:

When I'm vaped or blazed, I always look for spaces that would make great growing spots.

When I'm blazed and with my gf... I have happy thoughts which leads to happy things.

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(cool-aid man) ohhh yeah !!!