kronicsmurf
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I've learned that paranoid friends are a total buzzkill
What have you learned NOT to do?
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Benassi
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No nigga deez nuts.
darkdestruction420
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Who's a troll? I'm confused as to who your calling a troll.
Snow Crash
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Date a ginger.
Drive drunk.
Interrupt people.
Drive drunk.
Interrupt people.
greenkrakzak
Active Member
riding dirty/high with paraniod people makes me paraniod!!! hate itI've learned that paranoid friends are a total buzzkill
true story man true shit
what ive learned, never close your laptop lid with porn playin... when u open it up, it starts back up and is embarassing, especially when ur volumems all the way up
canuckgrow
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Never piss on an electric cow fence. Never tell a cop to go fuck his hat.
greenkrakzak
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fuck his hat??? i literally lol'ed
Padawanbater2
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-some rules can be bent, others were meant to be broken
-don't wait to tell people things
-don't wait to tell people things
420God
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LMFAO!! I laughed so hard when I read this.
How embarrassing, bet it wasn't loud music playing, lol.
Ha ha ha, I know all too many people that have learned that the hard way.
Secret Jardin
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I've learned that... When shopping for a gift for someone, and you don't know what to get. The best thing you can do is buy a toaster and a dildo. That way if the person does not like the toaster they can go fuck them selves.
...and Ive learned it takes 3 licks to get to the tootise roll center of a tootise pop.
...and Ive learned it takes 3 licks to get to the tootise roll center of a tootise pop.
420God
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LOL, I've learned when shopping for your wife NOT to get the toaster but the dildo will eventually make her smile.
JealousGreen
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It's like pissing fire. Conditioner is the only way to go in the shower.
Big P
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dont wire things that are live with electricity when u are drunk
I was drunk once and the radio was playing, the power wire was cracked and cutting off the power to my music, so I get a pair of scissors and cut the wire and proceed to strip the plastic sheething off the wires with my teeth so I could resplice the wire together and tape the power cord back together thereby fixing it.
but in my drunken haste I forget to pull the plug out of the wall before i put the live wire in my mouth to strip it, as the the live power cord wires where in my mouth and a stripped one side with my teeth the wires touched in my mouth and a huge plume of electrical sparks came flying out my mouth, I should be dead
but I jumped back and wire came out my mouth and I was perfectly fine just staring at my friend in disbelief.........
man o man, I shoulda died right then and there but i didnt.
lived on to have a great life so far and great kids
stupidest thing I ever did.
I was drunk once and the radio was playing, the power wire was cracked and cutting off the power to my music, so I get a pair of scissors and cut the wire and proceed to strip the plastic sheething off the wires with my teeth so I could resplice the wire together and tape the power cord back together thereby fixing it.
but in my drunken haste I forget to pull the plug out of the wall before i put the live wire in my mouth to strip it, as the the live power cord wires where in my mouth and a stripped one side with my teeth the wires touched in my mouth and a huge plume of electrical sparks came flying out my mouth, I should be dead
but I jumped back and wire came out my mouth and I was perfectly fine just staring at my friend in disbelief.........
man o man, I shoulda died right then and there but i didnt.
lived on to have a great life so far and great kids
stupidest thing I ever did.
StonedPony
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After my many Years on this Planet,60 years, I have learned one thing. If you are married...when you are drunk or stoned JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. Women never forget.
SimplyM1tch
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never microwave small infants, you'll go to jail...