in order to have a real effect we would have to concentrate the world's population in one or two major areas. if we leave everyone spread out the methane will dissipate before it has a chance to do anything. if we work together we could melt ice caps, kill rainforests, punish criminals. could we store it in liquid form? what if we all did it while undewater? we could raise buried treasure. is it just me or do bathtub farts smell way fucking worse?