What if you were sentenced to 5 years in prison?

jammin screw

jammin screw

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I'd get the girl n I'd have the girl grow for me the last couple of few months I'm locked up.... Most likely i'd have a gf I'd know, can u trust the state to give u a clean girl, idk trust they test or whatever...but I know a few girls already who live life on there n get what they want when the do want.... But don't go loow.... So I think i might be good on the lady It's kinda hard to say grow op cause 5 yrs unattended by me personally is waaaaaaayyyyyy to fukin long.... N a tv n all that well now I'm thinkin bout that to lol, I know I'd try gettin some from one of the female guards too.... But the grow would be out not an option... Can't really trust anyone to take care n be loyal that long IMO, So the chick or fam would handle itlike I mentioned.... So now maybe a chick or the Electronics
 
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jpill

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anyone who says no to B , not getting pussy for 5 years probably doesn't get pussy very much.!
 
Total Head

Total Head

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Stoner Smurf said:
Maybe after 1000 years, but the first 999 years would be awesome. Anyone who says anything other than B is crazy, 5 years with no sex? No thank you.
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i don't know what on earth you're talking about. i hear prison is just bursting with sexy time...
 
Finshaggy

Finshaggy

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100% Weed.

5 years I can give up pussy
If I did bad enough I'll get to be somewhere with conjugals :D

And fuck the internet, I'll still be getting YouTube views on old videos while I'm in jail, and I'd rather make friends in jail, and take advantage of the opportunity to REALLY get to know some people as we LIVE together for MONTHS and YEARS.

And if you could grow weed, and other people were choosing women, and TV...You could trade...
Pimps/Nymphos/old schools would have girls, True stoners would have the bud, and the regular Joe's would have TV, and internet for work...
 
Finshaggy

Finshaggy

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But if pussy is getting arrested, and has a five year sentence.

It probably wasn't cute enough to get off it's charge, and isn't something you'd want...
 
ganjames

ganjames

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I'm surprised anyone would pick option B. If you do you obviously don't get pussy.


Pick option C, that will pretty much make your prison time feel like 2.5 years.

Get your conjugal visits every so often from your bitch.

Have her smuggle bud up her snatch, keep a little for yourself, and give the rest away to keep yourself from getting shanked.
 
ganjames

ganjames

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The night shift guard in our block (this was juvi by the way) would bring in the ps3 and sit down there his entire shift when everyone else was sleeping and play grand theft auto.

Talk about an awesome job.
 
Finshaggy

Finshaggy

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ganjames said:
The night shift guard in our block (this was juvi by the way) would bring in the ps3 and sit down there his entire shift when everyone else was sleeping and play grand theft auto.

Talk about an awesome job.
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I never got to go to the XBox county, but we had some guards in the county I was in that would bring in their zunes, and let us watch movies, and listen to music at night :D
 
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