cannabineer
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Oh emphatically loudly hooves-dug-in head-tossing no.
What Is The Oddest Food You've Eaten?
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DarkWeb
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I'm always looking for that "Oh holy food" moment. Open mind, open mouth....
cannabineer
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Once I accidentally a large beetle.
DarkWeb
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vitalsine
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Did a tour when I was in Belize and the guide just straight up started pulling termites or some shit out of a stump in the middle of the jungle. Basically everyone tried one, so I had to as well. lol. I was tripping balls, don't remember what it tasted like or anything. It was freaky.
PadawanWarrior
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Some older kids got my friend to take a bite out of a slug. They told him it tasted like candy. What a dumbass.
cannabineer
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A bicycle was involved! I chose a bad moment to shout.Well don't do it on a motorcycle
Three point shot too. My reflex was gulp and not ptoo.
cannabineer
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I’d had my first motorbike, an ‘83 Yamaha 650 “Midnight Special” (which was my first look at the awesomeness that is black chrome) for less than a week when a firefly decided on visor-assisted suicide right between my eyes. The stain glowed for a coupla minutes.Well don't do it on a motorcycle
Milovan1
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Reminds me of those sautéed slimy sewer slugs.
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DarkWeb
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I have definitely had similar........but how do you know it was a beetle? Taste, texture, velocity?
cannabineer
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It had that elytra (beetle wing casings) scratchiness.
DarkWeb
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Especially the toes!
cannabineer
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I’m too slow. Well played.
raratt
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I had one of those big blue dragonflies smack me just off center right above my sun glasses. Knocked my glasses askew and I couldn't open my left eye. I was doing about 70. I got everything whoad down and sat crying on the side of the road for about 10 minutes, not because it hurt but because of the impact.
cannabineer
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Those things have mass.
raratt
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So do blackbirds, caught one of those in the chest once, I was only doing about 35 though. That hurt. I hit a pheasants tail feathers with my handlebars once, that would have knocked me off the bike with a direct hit I believe.
cannabineer
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raratt
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Vlad would be impressed. Edit: The inlet spikes are right at temple level for me.
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