What the f*ck is going on round here?

greasemonkeymann

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It would be better if the dimples for your nuts were more towards the edge of the chair. I for one know that I usually sit on the edge of my seat, so my must usually get smashed by the edge of the seat.
Bleachers are hell on my nuts lol.
man, one time... at six flags in SOCAL... I got on "the joker" and you stand up on that ride, but there is like a bike seat kinda thing between your legs... well mine was adjusted too damn high, so I got to ride the ENTIRE ride.. on my nads...
Literally made me sick... I puked and had a stomach ache for like 3 hrs... and my girlfriend was being a cunt about it too..
Wanted to kick her in the ovaries... see if she could feel my baby-makers' pain
 

Flaming Pie

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man, one time... at six flags in SOCAL... I got on "the joker" and you stand up on that ride, but there is like a bike seat kinda thing between your legs... well mine was adjusted too damn high, so I got to ride the ENTIRE ride.. on my nads...
Literally made me sick... I puked and had a stomach ache for like 3 hrs... and my girlfriend was being a cunt about it too..
Wanted to kick her in the ovaries... see if she could feel my baby-makers' pain
Sound painful. I'm glad mine are on the inside.
 

Metasynth

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man, one time... at six flags in SOCAL... I got on "the joker" and you stand up on that ride, but there is like a bike seat kinda thing between your legs... well mine was adjusted too damn high, so I got to ride the ENTIRE ride.. on my nads...
Literally made me sick... I puked and had a stomach ache for like 3 hrs... and my girlfriend was being a cunt about it too..
Wanted to kick her in the ovaries... see if she could feel my baby-makers' pain
Sure you don't mean riddlers revenge? Yeah, that ride is a nut killer for sure, you gotta make sure the foot pads are high enough for you to stand up on during the ride if you possess testes.
 

greasemonkeymann

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Sure you don't mean riddlers revenge? Yeah, that ride is a nut killer for sure, you gotta make sure the foot pads are high enough for you to stand up on during the ride if you possess testes.
shit I don't know man, I have blocked most of that from memory...
i'm 37 and I have NO kids... pretty sure its cuz my nuts were vanquished into oblivion..
you may be right though, I remember it was a batman theme...
it was like probably around 2002?
 

Metasynth

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shit I don't know man, I have blocked most of that from memory...
i'm 37 and I have NO kids... pretty sure its cuz my nuts were vanquished into oblivion..
you may be right though, I remember it was a batman theme...
it was like probably around 2002?
Yeah I was just politely telling you it's called riddlers revenge. Haha, aptly named, I've been on that ride once before, and have been on every other major roller coaster at six flags magic mountain 20+ times from my season pass days. But riddler...only once.
 
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