So one of the hottest experiences was when you were cheating on your girlfriend with her babysitter?
charming.....lol
Good to know you were young![]()
uhh i say who cares shit happens both ways
and as for my memorable experience was when i was 14 i had juss popped my girlfriends cherry so she was all over me letting me fuk whenever and where evr i wanted to so one night i went over to her house like a 2am grabbed a ladder that her dad had been usin and climber to her roof where her window was and there she was waiting on he rroof with a blanket and 2 pillows we layed down and talked for a bit than we started fukkin we were goin at it goin at it and she was moaning pretty loud sayin i love u i love u i love u and wat she didnt tell me was that her and her sister stayed in the same room than all of a sudden *Que estas aciendo!!!* it was her fukkin dad!!!!! he started climbing out the window so i got up pulled my pants up and jumped off the fukkin roof i could hear his ass cursin on my way down and i was laughin inside than i ran my fukkin ass off i swear to god i had never ran that fast in my life and while i was runnin i jacked off and busted my nut since i didnt get to while fukkin lol( lol made that part up but i really did never cum pissed me off) and when i was runnin down the street i seen them behind me so i had to skip threw yards n shit lucky i only stayed 6 blocks away so i could make it bak to my house pretty fast n dat is my most memoriable/craziest/sexual expeirence
Every moment I have is memorable, really. I feel each one girl was a conquest in and of itself. I feel all the women that have loved me were sweet cherries, and I sampled them. Love is but a dunghill, lacy, and I am simply the cock that crawls upon it to crow.
I didn't say it was one of my proudest moments.
I think zeke DAWGGGGGG suffers from small dick syndrome.This 1 time I was making love to this woman and she farted....it was so amazing![]()
being a virgin sucksi have nothing to add...i just felt like whining. lol
lol im sure i popped my own cherry ages ago...haha. i found this shirt once that i thought was priceless "i may not have the cherry...but i still have the box it came in"
lol im sure i popped my own cherry ages ago...haha. i found this shirt once that i thought was priceless "i may not have the cherry...but i still have the box it came in"
oh yeah. i remember that toosex on acid was cool, very animalistic and expressive
well i can't say I have that problem.There's also one that says....I've still got my cherry, but now its pushed back so far I could use it for a tail light.![]()
LMAO! i love it
oh yeah. i remember that too
well i can't say I have that problem.![]()