THESkunkMunkie
Well-Known Member
...the Squirrels Attack and enslave all humanity!!?? I've seen them and know of their evil plans for the future, watchin & waitin for the perfect chance to strike against us. You all have to be on high alert this is not any joke!! Terrorism now comes in a new furry form 
those aren't nuts they're carrying they're gun cases!! I know the truth, I came across this vital & important descovery while living amongst the squirrels as one of them!!. Just as I did in "The Great Badger Inquiry" back in 2002, we won then and we will win again!!
You can be 100% assured though I am starting an underground uprising of my own to stop this threat to us all. Will you sign up for the cause?? And help fight with me this new & most dangerous of humanities enemies that we will ever know and face ~ the squirrel!!
Please pledge only your name in support of this cause, I ask for NO $$$£££. I have the weapons to fight back I just need soldiers for the upcoming battles ahead.
Thanks for your support to this urgent matter
those aren't nuts they're carrying they're gun cases!! I know the truth, I came across this vital & important descovery while living amongst the squirrels as one of them!!. Just as I did in "The Great Badger Inquiry" back in 2002, we won then and we will win again!!You can be 100% assured though I am starting an underground uprising of my own to stop this threat to us all. Will you sign up for the cause?? And help fight with me this new & most dangerous of humanities enemies that we will ever know and face ~ the squirrel!!
Please pledge only your name in support of this cause, I ask for NO $$$£££. I have the weapons to fight back I just need soldiers for the upcoming battles ahead.
Thanks for your support to this urgent matter
Are they regular squirrels? Cause if they can hurt me I ain't down. I can't own or posses firearms.
