What women want...

potpimp

Sector 5 Moderator
One of the biggest compliments I've ever been paid was by a woman that told me that I was "better than a lesbian'. To me it's an artform (yeah I know I said that earlier) but much more; when I'm performing oral on a woman it's an act of WORSHIP; that's the attitude I have. To me it's more pleasurable than the best BJ I've ever had. I know it sounds like bragging but I've been called a "sex god" by more than one woman; I've turned more than one non-orgasmic woman into multi-orgasmic my first time with her. I could go on but really would be bragging but it's the truth. And Hereshegrows is more than welcome to cyber fuck me anytime!
 

timlang420

Active Member
Growing up, it discouraged me when I saw how guys misunderstood and mistreated those females that would dress provocatively and sleep around...they aren't doing it for the sex guys, they are doing it because they feel they have nothing to offer and it's the way they've learned to get intimacy and feel important.
yeah, i never understood why a dude with multiple partners is considered a pimp, like its a good thing, and a girl with multiple partners is considered a whore. doesnt seem very fair.
 

Sativied

Well-Known Member
yeah, i never understood why a dude with multiple partners is considered a pimp, like its a good thing, and a girl with multiple partners is considered a whore.
Because throughout the centuries women have largely been repressed in to being the fuckees, while the man are the fuckers. If you fuck more than one, that's cool. I've you get fucked by more than one, not cool.

doesnt seem very fair.
Well, sometimes things are just what they seem :)
 

Trolling

New Member
Why is it men don't understand these things about women?

My list in no particular order:

Most women want to look good at all times? Or at least look good to you? Tell us. If you think we are not at our best it behooves you to lie.

When our hair is messy, tell us.

If our perfume is too much, tell us.

If our mascara is smudges, tell us-this one is important.

If we have something in our teeth, tell us.

If we have camel toe, tell us. Guys this one is a big one too.

If we poof (fart) and it smells don't even acknowledge it.

If you don't like our mother, smile and remember, we don't like your ex-wife.

Don't expect us to clean your house. Why would I want to clean your place when I can turn on the TV and catch a game and/or get high? Get real.

If you are going the frig to get something for yourself ask us if we want something. You expect us to fetch for you, so ask us what we want.

Brush your teeth after you eat anything with onions or garlic. Especially if you want some...

Have we gained weight? Once again it behooves you to Lie.

So what if I make more than you do, get over it and yes, you are still buying dinner. How much would you pay to get laid anyway.

Open doors, it makes you look like a gentleman whether or not you are.

If we say someone makes us uncomfortable it is code for, please watch out for me and make me feel safe. We will pay you back in so many ways-get the hint.

If you are driving through a bad neighborhood (even though we told you we didn't want to go) don't drive next to the curb.

If you are walking us down the street walk on the side with the buildings and alleys. She wants to feel protected and it makes her feel special. Yes, even if it is a one night stand.

If your dick is small, make up for it in other ways. Work harder or it will be a one night stand.

Eat pussy like you mean it.

We might be a little wild in bed (or other places), but your friends don't need to know it.

If we are screamers, enjoy it. You'll smile when you remember it-I promise.

For those of us that haven't had children, yes, we know it's tight. If you tell your friends guess what? Believe me on this one, they'll want some too.

Your dog doesn't need to be in the bedroom. A 3-some isn't cool.

Clean your bathroom.

Sneaking pictures of us nake will get you a beat down by our brothers.

Remember our name. Using dear, honey, doesn't really cut it.

More later...
Tell you when you have a camel toe? Kay, lawlzzzz!
 

Red1966

Well-Known Member
One of the biggest compliments I've ever been paid was by a woman that told me that I was "better than a lesbian'. To me it's an artform (yeah I know I said that earlier) but much more; when I'm performing oral on a woman it's an act of WORSHIP; that's the attitude I have. To me it's more pleasurable than the best BJ I've ever had. I know it sounds like bragging but I've been called a "sex god" by more than one woman; I've turned more than one non-orgasmic woman into multi-orgasmic my first time with her. I could go on but really would be bragging but it's the truth. And Hereshegrows is more than welcome to cyber fuck me anytime!
How many men and women call you pussy-whipped? Honestly, you act like you're God's gift to woman. You're not. " it's an act of WORSHIP" Really? You worship pussy? I think you talk a good game trying to appeal to the ladies on the forum, but in an actual face-to-face encounter, you come off as a little creepy. "I know it sounds like bragging" Yeah, it does.
 

Kodank Moment

Well-Known Member
Women want to bleed you dry emotionally, mentally, financially and physically.

After they have manipulated you into a shell of the man you once were, they show you off like a trophy. Look what I killed everybody! His spirit!


God damn whores.
 

Perfextionist420

Well-Known Member
yeah, i never understood why a dude with multiple partners is considered a pimp, like its a good thing, and a girl with multiple partners is considered a whore. doesnt seem very fair.
i forget who but someone here once said

a slut is a woman with the morals of a man
 

Samwell Seed Well

Well-Known Member
"If you are walking us down the street walk on the side with the buildings and alleys. She wants to feel protected and it makes her feel special. Yes, even if it is a one night stand. "

huh sounds odd the way you worded it . . .you are not a dog . . . .couples walk together not each other, even one night stands
 

tip top toker

Well-Known Member
"If you are walking us down the street walk on the side with the buildings and alleys. She wants to feel protected and it makes her feel special. Yes, even if it is a one night stand. "

huh sounds odd the way you worded it . . .you are not a dog . . . .couples walk together not each other, even one night stands
Dunno where you live, but i was always taught to walk on the pavement side of my woman, so as to be the recipient of any splashes. We don't walk around here thinking there is a rapist or murderer hiding in the alleys..

Me thinks that she has issues or an agenda though. What has me liking your mother got to do with an ex wife? Do people just work on an assumption that we have previously been married? I say either she has issues and history in regard to this, or the list is just copied from a random website. Because quite frankly it is a load of bullshit.
 

Samwell Seed Well

Well-Known Member
Dunno where you live, but i was always taught to walk on the pavement side of my woman, so as to be the recipient of any splashes. We don't walk around here thinking there is a rapist or murderer hiding in the alleys..

Me thinks that she has issues or an agenda though. What has me liking your mother got to do with an ex wife? Do people just work on an assumption that we have previously been married? I say either she has issues and history in regard to this, or the list is just copied from a random website. Because quite frankly it is a load of bullshit.

ya i always try to walk either next to or near and if possible on the street side but you know what, in most towns/cities sidewalks are two persons only and often have people going both ways . . me thinks she lives in a fantasy world seen from her window, to much lifetime and oxygen channel . . .thanks entertainment-media self image/self esteem corruption propaganda, oh ya and fuck the show friends , biggest bunch of fucking fakers ever
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
How many men and women call you pussy-whipped? Honestly, you act like you're God's gift to woman. You're not. " it's an act of WORSHIP" Really? You worship pussy? I think you talk a good game trying to appeal to the ladies on the forum, but in an actual face-to-face encounter, you come off as a little creepy. "I know it sounds like bragging" Yeah, it does.
number one, he's nowhere near bricktop status, bragging of his supposed prowess while taking pride in the fact that he has to pay for it.

number two, how's your track record with wives? :lol:

yeah, i do detect a little bitterness in your tone. :eyesmoke:
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
well ill tell you want i DONT want.

fucking stupid ex bf asking me for a blow job wtf is that HELL no
 
Top