what would eat you

fdd2blk

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Animal Attacks: Would You Survive?



Would You Survive?
House Cat: 100% Chance
Racoon: 100% Chance
Coyote: 100% Chance
Medium Sized Dog: 100% Chance
Large Dog: 100% Chance
Wolf: 100% Chance
Small Shark: 86% Chance
Large Shark: 67% Chance
Predatory Cat: 100% Chance
Elephant100% Chance
Lion or Tiger: 93% Chance
Bear: 97% Chance
Alligator: 78% Chance
Gorilla: 82% Chance
Human: 100% Chance



 
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ceestyle

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House Cat: 100% Chance
Racoon: 100% Chance
Coyote: 100% Chance
Medium Sized Dog: 100% Chance
Large Dog: 100% Chance
Wolf: 100% Chance
Small Shark: 100% Chance
Large Shark: 100% Chance
Predetory Cat: 100% Chance
Elephant100% Chance
Lion or Tiger: 100% Chance
Bear: 100% Chance
Alligator: 100% Chance
Gorilla: 100% Chance
Human: 100% Chance



Interesting. I call bullshit.
 
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nickfury510

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House Cat: 100% ChanceRacoon: 100% ChanceCoyote: 100% ChanceMedium Sized Dog: 100% ChanceLarge Dog: 100% Chance Wolf:100% ChanceSmall Shark: 100% ChanceLarge Shark: 93% ChancePredetory Cat: 100% ChanceElephant100% ChanceLion or Tiger: 100% ChanceBear: 100% ChanceAlligator: 71% ChanceGorilla: 93% ChanceHuman:100% Chance


i just gotta stay away from gators and gorrilas
 

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House Cat: 100% ChanceRacoon: 100% ChanceCoyote: 100% ChanceMedium Sized Dog: 100% ChanceLarge Dog: 100% ChanceWolf: 100% ChanceSmall Shark: 100% ChanceLarge Shark: 100% ChancePredetory Cat: 100% ChanceElephant100% ChanceLion or Tiger: 100% ChanceBear: 100% ChanceAlligator: 100% ChanceGorilla: 100% ChanceHuman: 100% Chance
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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Dude, did anyone ever see that Faces of Death where the guy was like, sky diving or something, and he ended up landing right in a gator pit?

Yeah....his percentage obviously sucked.
 

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My dad was a state champion in illinois, i have great swimming skills..

I used to live by a swamp with lots of aligators(my dog got bit once)

I played on the football team and running was one of my usual training methods


:) :)
 

SocataSmoker

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Honestly all the questions I could handle pretty well... Alaska is where I'll retire, in a cabin somewhere along the wilderness, hunting/trapping/growing what I need to survive. I love that way of life, but I want kids and want them to grow up comfortable and not be so out of the way that they have no friends. So I'll save my skills and my goals till they're off on their own and it's just the wife and I, then we'll go tougher in Alaska! :)
 

VTXDave

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Honestly all the questions I could handle pretty well... Alaska is where I'll retire, in a cabin somewhere along the wilderness, hunting/trapping/growing what I need to survive. I love that way of life, but I want kids and want them to grow up comfortable and not be so out of the way that they have no friends. So I'll save my skills and my goals till they're off on their own and it's just the wife and I, then we'll go tougher in Alaska! :)
My family, on my mother's side, hails from Alaska and I've lived there for a short period of time. I love it, but be prepared for looooong nights during the winter. Many people suffer from depression up there because of it.

Regarding the topic...I've have close encounters w/bear (mostly Black and 2 Griz), a mountain lion, a shark or two while diving, a few bull moose (those fuckers are BIG!)and caribou and I can honestly say that we have the advantage....we have a big brain. 8)
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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smoking tons of pot...POT

lol

I don't know why, but those guys remind me of a strange mix of the bad guys from Labyrinth and the bad guys from Legend....
 

tckfui

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it said I have a 60% chance against a person, does that mean If I'm in a fight theirs a 40% chance my opponent will eat me?!?!?!?! I'm scared!!!
 

tckfui

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IDK man I was trying to figure out what gave me bad odds aainst a person, I think I would have pretty good odds :P
House Cat: 100% ChanceRacoon: 100% ChanceCoyote: 100% ChanceMedium Sized Dog: 100% ChanceLarge Dog: 100% ChanceWolf: 100% ChanceSmall Shark: 100% ChanceLarge Shark: 97% ChancePredetory Cat: 93% ChanceElephant90% ChanceLion or Tiger: 78% ChanceBear: 67% ChanceAlligator: 78% ChanceGorilla: 67% ChanceHuman: 62% Chance

I have a better chance against a gorilla :P
 
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