What would you do if you couldn't reach your dick or vagina?

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smokeh

Well-Known Member
lmao!!! i just clicked on last page and it looks like its gone completely off topic to chocolate bananas

rofl!
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

New Member
That one got me laughing. You go the the fair and see this big homophobic lumberjack kind of guy with his foot long corndog. That always cracks me up. :clap:


MrHowardMarks said:
Hmmm, hmmmm. :giggle:

"You know what kinds of foods are shaped like dicks? The BEST kinds"-Superbad

Popsickles, hot dogs, banannas. They all look like your eating dick to me.

I use an air compressor a lot, and the quick connections look like dicks, and they go into a sleeve, and lock in place, if you knew what I'm talking about it's funny :rolleyes:

Plugging in a usb cord.
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Oh sorry about that. I've heard the work coozie once before, but it sounds naughty... he he he he he

I think it's a regional thing, I didn't mean to have you thinking I wrap my cans in diapers. Funny visual though.

MrHowardMarks said:
If you drink a bunch that'll quickly turn into a gangbang. :wall:

We call them coozies, (at first I thought you were talking about diapers)
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Dugout

Active Member
Ok I have read this entire rediculous thread and I have the solution to the problem. I would be like that guy at the World Series of Poker and learn how to use my feet might be kinky. And Howard you forgot the ever lovely Cucumber. Also I doubt I ever have that problem since it hangs to my knees (HA HA HA) Peace and out the Ole Hippy DUGOUT
 
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