What would you do if your wife trashed your grow room?

Jimdamick said:

I' m thinking the same shit (Jameson kicking in). She is as fat as Rosie MacDonald (whatever her name is, u get the point), can't cook worth a shit, is a lousy lay and thinks she is a porn star (ever meet anyone like that?) My 1st wife was a whore, who was fucking around with a black guy (I pity that poor bastard) so I divorced her, and being an alcoholic I settled for this dumb bitch. Big mistake.

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burrheadd said:

Pornstar?? Gonna need some pics

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Jimdamick said:

"Communication skills"? What should I do, tattoo it on her fucking forehead not to fuck with my shit that brought us in $6000 a month, and now I have to redo my room, start new plants (had a perpetual grow going that will take me 3 fucking months to get the cycle going again). I know what, maybe we should go to marriage counseling, do you think that would help?

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Jimdamick said:

Well, as far as losing it all, she has more money than I do (inheritance) so I will take her to the cleaners seeing as she is the LEGAL breadwinner.(I make more money actually, but off the books, if u know what I mean) I retired (stopped working like a slave) so 50/50 works for me. Nice

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Jimdamick said:

Greetings fellow stoners,
I recently had a truck roll over and crush my foot, and I was in bed for 3 months recovering. I had no way to attend to my rooms, so I asked my wife if she could water them, check PH and add nutes when needed. That was all. She said no problem, I can handle that. When I finally hobbled down to my rooms that are in my basement, most of the plants were dead, and she had changed EVERYTHING around, because she thought it would be better . My germination table was gone, she had hung curtains, moved my sound system to another room, changed my nute tanks around, never adjusted the lights as I requested,(burnt the shit out of the plants) never put my testers in storage solution and killed my $300 PH/TDS meter, changed my seedling system and fucked up my veg closet, fucked up my air pumps (hydro) She even took my shelves apart where I stored my nutes, bulbs, old ballasts that still worked (kept them as spares), like every fucking thing that I had spent years getting tuned, she changed. She also brought in some outdoor plants that she started in my backyard in pots, and guess what they brought into my sterile rooms? That's right, mites and whiteflies and fungus gnats. Then when I said "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO" she said don't yell at me, your being mean! So, this is my question, as noted above..

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qwizoking said:

Sounds like a female..

Good luck


Just love them and tell them everything ok.. They don't know any better

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whitebb2727 said:

Was she ever trained on how to run everything.

If no, then you cant be mad.

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Jimdamick said:

She had been watching me for years, I walked her through every aspect of growing,(with great patience I may add) taught her PH/PPM, germination, principles of veg/bloom/drying/cure and told her if you have any questions just walk up the fucking stairs and ask. etc, etc, etc., and her excuse was she really didn't change that much. I wish I had before and after pictures, then all those forgive her guy's would understand what she did to my business and customer base that has counted on me for years. I counted on that money to pay the mortgage, electricity, seeds, nutes, new testers and our own product for daily use. That last part will hit her real hard soon, because we are almost out, and she smokes an easy zip a month (she's going to be hitting up the roach stash real soon/LOL). So, I will forgive her (I am very sympathetic to the mentally handicapped), but I doubt the bill collectors will be as forgiving. I am, or shall I say we, are royally fucked.

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cindysid said:

REALLY??? Female doesn't equal IDIOT. She may not have known any better, but don't you dare throw the rest of us under the bus! You're a fair authority on many things, but apparently not women. There are plenty of us who are competent, successful growers.

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Jimdamick said:

She had been watching me for years, I walked her through every aspect of growing,(with great patience I may add) taught her PH/PPM, germination, principles of veg/bloom/drying/cure and told her if you have any questions just walk up the fucking stairs and ask. etc, etc, etc., and her excuse was she really didn't change that much. I wish I had before and after pictures, then all those forgive her guy's would understand what she did to my business and customer base that has counted on me for years. I counted on that money to pay the mortgage, electricity, seeds, nutes, new testers and our own product for daily use. That last part will hit her real hard soon, because we are almost out, and she smokes an easy zip a month (she's going to be hitting up the roach stash real soon/LOL). So, I will forgive her (I am very sympathetic to the mentally handicapped), but I doubt the bill collectors will be as forgiving. I am, or shall I say we, are royally fucked.

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fandango said:

Just a quick question here...was there room for your bed down there in the grow room?
And...if she(the big fat lady)offer a blow job on demand?
A keeper if she does

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Jimdamick said:

Nope, not enough area for my bed in the room, but if I knew then what I now now, I would have gotten out my sleeping bag, and camped out. As far as the blow jobs go, she can't suck dick worth a damn. She refuses to swallow, and spits my love juice into a fucking spittoon she stuck underneath the bed for such events, and that is not true love.

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