What would you do?

i have passed 10 piss tests with the urinator which keeps the synthetic urine body temperature. but if they watch you it wouldnt work. the wizzinator looks like a fake dick but is more sketchy on keeping the piss warm, since it has a pouch that you put little hand warmers in to keep the piss body temperature.

Ive heard of people using "Icy Hot" packs to keep it warm too... but again thats only if you get to do it in private.

This is why you need to stay clean for awhile and observe the method they use.

kato88 said:

The thing is, they check the temperature these days... so it would have to be warm piss also.

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oh definatly,i used to get a bag of hot water from 7-11 and put the bottle of piss in it and let it stay till warm then....bam...u have your cup of warm piss,lol...i remember doing that on my way to work and i had to go stop at the clinic to drop off a piss test,the hot water gig works well!!

kato88 said:

Ive heard of people using "Icy Hot" packs to keep it warm too... but again thats only if you get to do it in private.

This is why you need to stay clean for awhile and observe the method they use.

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exactly, first do a little tactical surveillance. see how they wanna play the game.

you can get it done and pass (warm,clean piss)as long as you dont mind getting your hands dirty,lol..i've done it for years,years ago,lol....ras

I'd like to piss all over the head of the employers who conduct pee tests.

That would be fun.

"You want my piss? Have this!"

I'd like to piss all over the politicians who allow employers to check something as personal as a persons bodily eliminations. WTF! (where's the freedom)

As far as I know, and I did exhaustive research on this subject last year (I decided to go the same route you are going now, and eventually decided to go back being poor... but then again I don't have a family), and I have a couple of things to contribute.

Drinking a lot of water will not help you pass the test. Drinking excessive amounts of water will help you thin out your urine, but they test for this technique. Most reputable labs will test your urine for excess water, and will either count this urine as not being a suitable sample, and tell the employer as such. Many employers will count this as a positive.

Sneaking in clean urine is a suitable idea, if you knock out the kinks of it, especially trying to get the temperature right, as they do test this also. (My cup had a little thermal sticker on it that changed colors.)

I used one of those drinks that you buy in headshops. It was called Carbo-something. I drink this bottle (maybe half a liter), and filled the bottle up with water once afterward. It worked for me. I hadn't smoked a terribly large amount recently, so i don't know if I would have squeaked by anyway.

If you can get a little time, you should definitely start doing one thing-- exercising. THC is fat soluble, (which is why it stays in your body for so long, and also why we can all make exquisite cannabutter) and so the fewer fat cells you have in your body, the quicker the trip will be out of your body. Also, having a higher metabolism will chase it out better. This is the reason that medical authority will often give estimates for heavy-user THC eradication at figures as broad as 14-90 days.

I wish you the best of luck, and hope that whatever road you take treats you like a gentleman. Like I said before, I faced a similar situation once. I hope this job is a whole lot sweeter than the one I had.

S-Town

and i would love to piss on them both,lol.......

I was an elementary school teacher for 20 years and for 20 years I didn't smoke (except when I wasn't teaching like summer vacation, weekends when I had Shows to play) because I didn't want to tell 3rd and 4th graders that "using drugs, is bad" (ala Mr. Garrison) "umgay". So I stayed relatively straight to keep the hypocrite factor as low as possible.
But as soon as I retired, well you see where I ended up. HERE.
Go for the gig and smoke when its safe. Your family comes first.

I always passed all my piss tests by drinking that stuff you can by. just have a bottle of it always in your desk or car. then when they tell you to go drive to get a piss test, carck the bottle in your car drink it, follow the directions I think you gotta like piss twice before you go in for the test. I usually didnt my pissin in the parking lot before going into the piss office


but one time I tried those little crystal things that you can put in your urine that is supposed to clear all the thc out but they came back saying my pee had an inhuman amount of somthin in it and offered to let me take the test again. I obliged that I wanted to do it again and the fucker said never mind he aint lettin me

but this was for a job having to do with the FAA so it may have been a high tech test

sleepytown said:

Drinking a lot of water will not help you pass the test. Drinking excessive amounts of water will help you thin out your urine, but they test for this technique. Most reputable labs will test your urine for excess water, and will either count this urine as not being a suitable sample, and tell the employer as such. Many employers will count this as a positive.

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I believe there is a middle ground between over diluting and simply reducing the amount of THC in your sample, and again it would depend on your usage, body/fat ratio etc.... a light user will have a much easier time than a heavy user.

A couple of the ways they know if you are flushing is the color of your sample and the creatine levels. By taking viiamin B you can color your urine for 3-4 hours, and if you take Creatine the day before you can supposedly raise those levels also.

Yes, if you drink gallons of water, you are likely to get a "unsuitable" sample, (better than a positive in some cases, I believe government employers cannot count this as a positive), but if you drink a couple of quarts of water, are anot a heavy user, don't give them first sample of the day, and catch your urine in mid-stream, you can beat the test.

I know, because I have done it.

pandabear said:

I always passed all my piss tests by drinking that stuff you can by. just have a bottle of it always in your desk or car. then when they tell you to go drive to get a piss test, carck the bottle in your car drink it, follow the directions I think you gotta like piss twice before you go in for the test. I usually didnt my pissin in the parking lot before going into the piss office


but one time I tried those little crystal things that you can put in your urine that is supposed to clear all the thc out but they came back saying my pee had an inhuman amount of somthin in it and offered to let me take the test again. I obliged that I wanted to do it again and the fucker said never mind he aint lettin me

but this was for a job having to do with the FAA so it may have been a high tech test

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i used to use those drinks that said carbo cleanser years ago. it seems though that some urinalysis have become able to detect the higher creatine levels of these. i dont know if all of them do detect it though. i just know that a bunch of guys where i work drank those and their test came up inconclusive and had to take it again. which is better than positive. i would like to learn if any of those additive things work on piss tests.

Well I just received my THC test kits and conducted a home urinalysis.

One week after I took my last hit of weed I tested positive (no great surprise.)

The way the test works is you dip the end of the instrument into your piss for 10-15 seconds (then wait 5 minutes) and if only one line appears you are positive, if two lines appear you are below the threshold. I can barely make out a faint second line at this point, so I think I will be negative in another week or so hopefully.

Anyone who is in the job market etc. and would like a good source for home THC tests, I highly recommend this site: Drug Test Outlet

The THC test kits are only $1.08 each (plus minimum shipping) and I got them in about 3-4 days from across the country. 3 kits cost me a whopping $5.44 with shipping.

I will test again in a week or so.

P.S. This was without flushing my system.

damn 5.44 for 3 kits is a very good price.

i would take the job over weed,ive done every drug and ive stoped every drug,i can live with out,i controll the drug the drug doesnt controll me.

trapper said:

i would take the job over weed,ive done every drug and ive stoped every drug,i can live with out,i controll the drug the drug doesnt controll me.

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you are a strong man,stronger than most ill give you that.just dont let that monkey jump on your back couse one day you will never get him off......

RASCALONE said:

you are a strong man,stronger than most ill give you that.just dont let that monkey jump on your back couse one day you will never get him off......

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i dont take any thing for granted,not even the next hour.

trapper said:

i dont take any thing for granted,not even the next hour.

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Thats one of the best things that weed teaches us humans imo

Well I am one of those poor souls that took the job with the random drug test, ectually tested inconclusive (or diluted ) on my preemployment test, they let me retake it, blamed it on too much coffee...since than I have been tested 3 times in the last 6 years, fortunately none of them have been close to my last use...Here is what I do: Wait for a 3 day weekend , get home from work and immediatly take a rip of my wifes bong( 1 or 2 hits usually more than enough cos my tollerance is way down, and to think that I used to smoke blunts back to back on my previous job) I enjoy the rest of the evening, maybe take 2 more hits...Come monday, take a vitamin B (make it 2 if you can fit close to a gallon in you, but usually half gallon is more than adecuate) , piss ,piss, piss,frequently and hope they dont test you in the next week (I usually drink eccessive amounts of water for the rest of the work week, but only in the mornings cos If they didnt ask you first thing, they wont...learn the pattern at your job) .I omly smoke once every 3 weeks (sometimes go for a few months without).To be honest with you, this drug testing thing pissed me off so much that I grow just to spite them, every time I pee in that cup I know that I got a few pretty ladies blossoming at home! I am getting ready to quit soon, the problem is most of the jobs in my field drugtest...There is a bit of the good news for us though...MUSHROOMS CANNOT BE DETECTED!!!! Krime13's mushroom grow comming soon!