Downtowntillman
Well-Known Member
Hmmmm..12 hrs???? Grabbed the biggest douche and borrow his ride where I would then drive to the local banks. After wishing them all a merry Christmas and handing out gifts, I'd go straight and wash that douches vehicle, apologize and send him on his way. Then after that hour or so of good deeds.... I would then return to the local banks and rob them, find the douche and lead him to the closest garden hose and shove it up his ass. Turn the water on full blast and walk away. Probably hit up the stash at the local PD. Then the hospital. 5th floor. Best floor there. If I'm still conscious, then off to fly the hospital transport helicopter!! That should end it well!!