Jimmyjonestoo
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Oh and you're all going to Hell for these jokes .
whats 18", purple, and makes the ladies scream?
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cresiendoLaYerba
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what is pink and bubbly and cries when you put it in a microwave?
Gmz
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A new born mousy
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daggamonster
Member
one for the indoor growers,
whats the definition of relative humidity?
the sweat that forms around ur balls while ur shaggin ur cousin.
and on the subject of dead baby jokes,
how do you make a dead baby float?
one scoop ice cream, two scoops dead baby
whats the definition of relative humidity?
the sweat that forms around ur balls while ur shaggin ur cousin.
and on the subject of dead baby jokes,
how do you make a dead baby float?
one scoop ice cream, two scoops dead baby
Serial Violator
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What do you do with a baby with no arms or legs??
put it in the corner and laugh at it
put it in the corner and laugh at it
vortexsniper
Member
how do you get a hundred babies in a bath tub?........a blender
how do you get them out?............a straw, but tortilla chips work just as well.
how do you get them out?............a straw, but tortilla chips work just as well.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
That reminds me of a Reagan-era version ...
How do you get 47 mexicans into a WV Bug?
La Machine (the original food processor for you pups).
How do you get them back out?
Doritos.
dvs1038
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Hell it could go back even further than that couldn't it?
Haven't u heard the one how do u get 50 jews in a MBZ?
The Ash Tray
Here I got a Blond joke since I ran outta baby jokes for now.
How can u tell a blond has been at a computer?
there's white-out on the screen
How can u tell a red head has been there after?
There's writing on the white-out.
One more Y do blonds wear hoop earrings?
2 put their legs thru.
vortexsniper
Member
I remember the good ol' days, when the blacks only played the blues..
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
What's red and green and goes a hundred miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What's black and white and red all over and won't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head. cn
A frog in a blender.
What's black and white and red all over and won't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head. cn