CinnamonGirl
Active Member
Oh, just shove them in the water head first! --they only scream for a minute. . .I tried twice in my life to cook a lobster. The first time I slid it into the boiling water, and it was like that scene from Austin Powers where the guy at Dr. Evil's boardroom table didn't die well or quickly. Forty seconds of scrabblescrabblescrabble " ... you SHOT me!!!"
The second time I decided to use Julia Child's sure-fire, guaranteed quick lobster kill method ... bisect the critter's head with a big sharp knife. I widsh i had video of that poor unhappy arthropod running around the kitchen with a great big ****ing chef's knife sticking straight up out of its head like a banner.
I doubt there will be a third try, esp. since I no longer live anywhere near where lobsters go on sale. cn