What's the largest Turd you cooked up?

Nice Ol Bud

Nice Ol Bud

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We'll.. Let's hear 'em!
I guess this goes out to all men.. if the woman wish to join..
Do so at your own risk.

Rules:
None..
Just share your biggest turd moments.
If you want to post pic's...
LMFAO go ahead.... LOLOL..


Anyways probably.. well.. honestly the biggest turd I can remember is probably a whopping 11 inches & an inch thick.
I wouldn't say I take it up the ass.. But it came out pretty smoothly.

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Grampa

Grampa

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I had a goal back when i was younger. It was to exceed the maximum capacity of my toilet at the time which was 4lbs.

For several weeks I ate increased amounts of flax seed, cereals, red meats and diary fats and slowly built up to a poop that was 4.2 pounds. True story.

I had quite a few 3.5lb - 3.9lb stools over those weeks too but my goal was to beat 4.0lbs.
 
billybob420

billybob420

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I'm a vegetarian, so I take massive, regular dumps. Taking pics of dumps and sending them to friends one of the first ways I used the camera function on a cell phone. 5-6 years on and I still do it.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Sorry ... I like Poop Threads as a T&T "tradition". I don't have any worthy stories. But I did giggle at the word "input" ...

... if it's not a dumb Q ... how did you arrive at eleven inches? The number is non-generic enough that it suggests ... measurement. My mind tiptoes around the implied imagery. cn
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Grampa said:
I had a goal back when i was younger. It was to exceed the maximum capacity of my toilet at the time which was 4lbs.

For several weeks I ate increased amounts of flax seed, cereals, red meats and diary fats and slowly built up to a poop that was 4.2 pounds. True story.

I had quite a few 3.5lb - 3.9lb stools over those weeks too but my goal was to beat 4.0lbs.
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... no shit? cn
 
bostoner

bostoner

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Grampa said:
I had a goal back when i was younger. It was to exceed the maximum capacity of my toilet at the time which was 4lbs.

For several weeks I ate increased amounts of flax seed, cereals, red meats and diary fats and slowly built up to a poop that was 4.2 pounds. True story.

I had quite a few 3.5lb - 3.9lb stools over those weeks too but my goal was to beat 4.0lbs.
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LOL how do you know the exact weight of your steamer and previous ones that fell short? Is this a sport I am not aware of?
 
Grampa

Grampa

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I tried several methods. Clear plastic wrap over the toilet, weighing before and after on a doctors scale, Measuring water displacement in the toilet bowl or a bucket. The bucket was much easier to calculate. My friends from 20+ years ago still comment about those days.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Grampa said:
I tried several methods. Clear plastic wrap over the toilet, weighing before and after on a doctors scale, Measuring water displacement in the toilet bowl or a bucket. The bucket was much easier to calculate. My friends from 20+ years ago still comment about those days.
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There's also the Difference Method, but one would have to pee separately ... cn

 
TheChosen

TheChosen

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You cook your turds???

reminds me of that episode of jackass where johnny knoxville goes into a chinese restaurant with dog shit wrapped in a newspaper. when they bring out the food he drops a few pieces of the dog shit on the food and starts freaking out at the waiter going wtf is this?
 
Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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After a hard nights drinking and bag upon bag of chips and pop corn I shat in a public toilet so much so that there was no water in the bowl just a big brown and slightly blueish slop... It was epic... Passing that was close to religious...
 
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