What's the largest Turd you cooked up?

Nice Ol Bud

Nice Ol Bud

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thechosen said:
you cook your turds???

Reminds me of that episode of jackass where johnny knoxville goes into a chinese restaurant with dog shit wrapped in a newspaper. When they bring out the food he drops a few pieces of the dog shit on the food and starts freaking out at the waiter going wtf is this?
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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this one time, i took a shit that started an account on RIU under the handle "nice ol bud" and it made the shittiest posts and threads ever, as shit is wont to do.
 
Total Head

Total Head

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i never actually measured a dump, but if i feel like i'm brewin' a big one, i'll weigh myself before and after. biggest weight difference was just under 1 1/2 pounds. how the hell did that other guy possibly haul around a 4 pound dump?
 
Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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Total Head said:
i never actually measured a dump, but if i feel like i'm brewin' a big one, i'll weigh myself before and after. biggest weight difference was just under 1 1/2 pounds. how the hell did that other guy possibly haul around a 4 pound dump?
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The largest weight difference I actually recorded after a dump was just a little over 900 grams...

I'm certain the one I dropped in the public toilet would have easily been 3 kilos of shit...
 
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