What's the largest Turd you cooked up?

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[Nice Ol Bud]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nice Ol Bud]

you cook your turds???

Reminds me of that episode of jackass where johnny knoxville goes into a chinese restaurant with dog shit wrapped in a newspaper. When they bring out the food he drops a few pieces of the dog shit on the food and starts freaking out at the waiter going wtf is this?

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nice Ol Bud]

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"ELLO NAUGHTY!"

 

[UncleBuck]

this one time, i took a shit that started an account on RIU under the handle "nice ol bud" and it made the shittiest posts and threads ever, as shit is wont to do.

 

[Nice Ol Bud]

Ello Naughty!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Total Head]

i never actually measured a dump, but if i feel like i'm brewin' a big one, i'll weigh myself before and after. biggest weight difference was just under 1 1/2 pounds. how the hell did that other guy possibly haul around a 4 pound dump?

 

[Nice Ol Bud]

how the hell did that other guy possibly haul around a 4 pound dump?

Apparently you haven't seen that one south park episode..

 

[Shannon Alexander]

i never actually measured a dump, but if i feel like i'm brewin' a big one, i'll weigh myself before and after. biggest weight difference was just under 1 1/2 pounds. how the hell did that other guy possibly haul around a 4 pound dump?

The largest weight difference I actually recorded after a dump was just a little over 900 grams...

I'm certain the one I dropped in the public toilet would have easily been 3 kilos of shit...

 

[Carne Seca]

Now, again, why did I want to be straight?

 

[Shannon Alexander]

Now, again, why did I want to be straight?

I don't know mate... I'd stick with who you are... Women get a little disgusting at times...