whats the lowest youve stooped to to smoke weed?

UNICRONLIVES

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me and my buddy got a sac and he paid for it....so i owed him sum money!! after we got the sac this dude robs us walking back in an alley and i told the robber to hold on a minute .......then gave my buddy the money i owed him.....and the robber took all the money then !!! LMFAO!!! damn my buddy was pissed!!!
 

KaleoXxX

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i use to...
hell i still do save all my "ends" ducks and roaches up untill i have a drout
then i gather them all up and unrap all of it making a big pile of black smelly weed
i call it "black majic" i save so much of it i normally have over 1.5 oz
some times i would even mix a bag of weed with it to give it a better taste and smell
with out it for some reason it dosn't really smell or taste like weed, but trust its all weed and it gets you nice and fadded

one time i was saving up "ends" and the jar i was keeping the "ends" in i had made the mistake of sealing the jar and this made moister build up in the bottom of the jar
the ends at the bottom was fully submerged in this wet goo but i still smoked it
i have a roach pit too. theres nothing wrong with smoking roach weed

You guys are all fucking luckey..when mates fella growers have none weed then i have to always buy a gram for 30 bucks, always!!!!!Fucking shit..weed smoking in here is expensive :fire::finger::finger::finger::finger:
it always kills me to hear expensive prices like that or when people get shitt weed for 20g

me and my buddy got a sac and he paid for it....so i owed him sum money!! after we got the sac this dude robs us walking back in an alley and i told the robber to hold on a minute .......then gave my buddy the money i owed him.....and the robber took all the money then !!! LMFAO!!! damn my buddy was pissed!!!
that one was funny as hell thats going in the jokes thread
 

GrowSpecialist

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Stole weed from my dad

Walked for miles just to buy one joint

Used paper from the pages of the bible to roll joints

I once sold this nimrod a bag of oregano and used the money to buy real weed

My brother sunk REALLY low though. One night I (jokingly) dared him to run down the street butt-naked screaming "HELP MEEEE!!!". He said "hellz no"... but then our cousin said "I'll give you a quarter bag if you do it"... he did. It was fuckin' funny. We laughed so hard our bellies were sore.
 

knucklehead

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i dented a soda can and made a hole in the middle of the dent, and a hole on the side for a carb. ugh that was disgusting
i did this once while on my honeymoon in Jamaica, man i got a serious head ached and barfed all over our bathroom. i must have smoked some of the paint from the graphics on the can maybe even smoked some of the aluminum, i don't know. now i smoke out of an apple or something if the vaporizer isn't around.
 

311sublime311

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Man, I'm gonna have to revive this 6 year old thread lol. My buddy and I were/ are pretty big lowlifes when it comes to the ol' reefer. One time we willingly took bear mace to the face for an eighth of bud. Ended up crawling around guy's yard, damn near blind, and sticking our face into the nearest dog bowl for the next hour. It was worth it, scored the jack herer and blasted off some tanerite with the guy later haha
 

Iloveskywalkerog

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The most desperate I've been was rolling a joint out of the flap of a box of dial soap, using syrup to make it stick together, I was very disappointed, it burned slow enough but it did not get me high just an annoying buzz, that I rather be sober than have. But then again it was corn (mids) so what was I to expect from a small cardboard joint.
 

Crook

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God, what haven't I done?

-sucked gross John cock more than once
-rolled joints with Bible paper and glue, also with tampon wrappers
-stole money and stole weed from friends and family
-claimed that family members have died so I could flake on work/school and get baked

A high is a high. I know weed is a mellow high but when the alternative to being baked is being in my mind.... You would stoop low too
 

Iloveskywalkerog

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God, what haven't I done?

-sucked gross John cock more than once
-rolled joints with Bible paper and glue, also with tampon wrappers
-stole money and stole weed from friends and family
-claimed that family members have died so I could flake on work/school and get baked

A high is a high. I know weed is a mellow high but when the alternative to being baked is being in my mind.... You would stoop low too
I give you respect for admitting what I couldn't admit, I think the worst thing I ever did was resell my laptop, that my dad had just gotten out of the pawnshop for me. That is when I inexplicably wasted 5 months in Florida.
 

staygreener

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We've all done the can pipe, it's low but it's better than nothing.

However, I got busted by the cops, outside of the dorms, sophomore year, smoking out of an Arizona iced tea can (big 24 ouncer). They literally laughed at me, saying something about embarrassing and/or pathetic (I honestly forget which, but it was a joking insult), then let me go. Medical only at that point.
 

Yessica...

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I used to empty out a cigarette when I didn't have papers, put the weed in, smoke er up.

Actually, it was awesome.

But now cigarettes in Canada are about 13 a pack, so by weight a cig is just as expense as weed.

Oh and I have an electric one meow. yay!

Good thread.
 
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