This heroic situation belongs to my sister's boyfriend. we were on holiday up in the andean jungle staying on some private jungle retreat. the local widelife was used to human beings (saying that we're in the middle of the fucking jungle right not key largo). There was this pretty cat i think it was called an otorongo it would chill in a tree near and watch us all day. I often thought it was thinking 'i used to live there you fucking bastards'.
anyways, one day sissy's bf decided he'd walk up and stroke it. we're all there touristed up, carrying snakes around necks, sitting down to eat with an enormous papagayo on your shoulder thinking we're the nuts. So what, well he walks up to this jungle cat, who is now in a pose as if to say 'motherfucker one step closer and i will take this paw and rip your face off' - he reached his hand out and stroked it. The cat was probably so confused as to wtf was going on it let T touch him. it was a male cat. The look in it's eyes was priceless (what is this fat useless surfer doing ffs). T was buzzing for about two days.
more jackanory later. Upon the side x
How was ur day muffin? Damn i've missed u so much these past few days, I was worried about u, hugs !!!!
500 rounds lol damn someone had a fun day, what kinda targets? please don't say small animals unless u intended to eat them 
I like cans or bottles with metal bb's or those ever popular thin red plastic drinking cups if i use plastic bb's. 
