On a cruise ship I got up to get 2nds at the buffet and got lost trying to find where we were sitting. Seriously, it took me about 10 minutes to find my chair again.
This is after being lost for HOURS in Amsterdam. I had never smoked pot before and it was my first time there. I also did mushrooms for the 1st time there as well. I was so far gone it was crazy. I would walk to an intersection and stand with my back against the wall, cause I was paranoid I would get mugged/wallet stolen. Then when I finally ran into someone from my tour group, they helped me get back to the hostel. Then I had munchies like a biatch, so they took me to a grocery store. I was so far gone that they put me against an isle end cap and had me stay there while they got me food. It was really weird standing there and watching all those people pass me. Finally we get to the register and I had no clue how much money the bill was, so I just kept handing her cash, lol it was funny. Then they had to take me back to the hostel, as I was afraid of getting run over by the tram things.
Ah the joys of first smoking. I wish it was like that still. Maybe at the '09 Cannabis Cup I can find some serious weed to get me super blazed.