What's your fav. stoner music?

Originally I had intended on just posting some lyrics to a GREAT song that's about 30 years old, but I want to know what yall like to listen to when you blazin'. Anyway, here's something I dug up fromt he past I think some of you newbs (not to be condescending) should listen to if you get the chance. Some of you have heard this I'm SURE, its by a band called "White Witch." Here's the lyrics:
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It's So Nice To Be Stoned by White Witch

A proclamation was issued today,
By the government of the USA,
Up to ninety-nine years in jail,
For illegal possession or sale,
How can they think they're right when they're wrong,
I guess they've never been stoned.

It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned.

Marijuana is the killer weed,
It's gonna be the end of you and me,
So says the TV news report,
Excuse me while I take a snort,
Let's get together now and take a toke,
of that magic smoke,

It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned.

Now bombs and tanks and riot gas,
Can't keep you from smokin' grass,
Now listen to me brother and I'll tell you true,
Marijuana is good for you,
Breath deeply,

It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
Gonna sing it from the rooftops yeah,
It's so nice to be stoned, So so so niice,
It's so nice to be stoned.

Repeat and fade
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If you can find a way to hear this song its a GREAT catchy tune, and would be great to show your friends when you get high. So lets hur some'a yall's pinions. bit-

I like the song called "What if god smoked cannabis" by Weird Al Yankovic
heres the lyrics:

What if God had long hair
And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced-out
Would you buy His story
Would you believe He had an eye infection
And yeah yeah
God looks baked
Yeah yeah
God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tidy micro-bus
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone
When God made this place
In the beginning, did he plant any seeds
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering
And yeah yeah
God rolls great
Yeah yeah
God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis
Do you 'spose He had a buzz
When He made the platypus
When He created both our homes
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bone

One of my favorite Hip Hop Jams is "Be Thankful For What You Got" by William DeVaughn. I own an original vinyl copy of this shit. It was a Top 10 hit in 1974, if you heard the song, knowing its that old would surprise you. Its a hella phat jam. Here's the lyrics:
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Though you may not drive a great big Cadillac
Gangsta whitewalls
TV antennas in the back
You may not have a car at all
But remember brothers and sisters
You can still stand tall

Just be thankful for what you've got
Though you may not drive a great big Cadillac
Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene
With a gangsta lean
Gangsta whitewalls
TV antennas in the back

You may not have a car at all
But remember brothers and sisters
You can still stand tall
Just be thankful for what you've got

Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin the scene
With a gangsta lean, wooh-ooh-ooh
Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin the scene
With a gangsta lean, wooh-ooh-ooh
Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene
With a gangsta lean, wooh-ooh-ooh

Though you may not drive a great big Cadillac
Gangsta whitewalls
TV antennas in the back
You may not have a car at all
But remember brothers and sisters
You can still stand tall

Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene
With a gangsta lean, wooh-ooh-ooh
Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene
With a gangsta lean, wooh-ooh-ooh



Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene
With a gangsta lean, wooh-ooh-ooh
Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene
With a gangsta lean, wooh-ooh-ooh
Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene
With a gangsta lean, wooh-ooh-ooh
Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene
With a gangsta lean, wooh-ooh-ooh
Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene
With a gangsta lean, wooh-ooh-ooh
Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene
With a gangsta lean, wooh-ooh-ooh

Wow, Purple Ganga, that Pot song is way over 30 years old.
Here is one just as old, made famous at Woodstock:

Artist: Country Joe And The Fish
Song: Don't bogart that joint


Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

Roll another one
Just like the other one
You've been hangin on to it
And I sure would like a hit

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

Soooooooooo Rooool l l l l l l l (roll) another one
Just like the other one
That one's just about burned to the end
So come on and be a real friend

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

Everybody sing along this time

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

well i know this is going to sound weird since neather or these songs have anything to do with weed since they are both purely instrumental but i think it's amazing the way it sounds and the way you feel when you hear these songs you can get enveloped by them and just see the music because it's so powerful but anyway here are the songs:
Everlong - tallywood string quartet and ...
Symphony No.9 in D minor (Ode to Joy) - ludwig van beethoven

theres some other songs that i like to that actually have to do with weed but when im high these are the best for me even better when rollin

i dont know if its cliche but i really like Cypress Hill "I wanna get High"


I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
Well that's the funk elastic, the blunt I twist it
The slamafied, (buddafied) funk on your discus
Oh, what you messed with, you got to bare witness
Catch a ho and another ho Merry Christmas
Yes I smoke shit, straight off the roach clip
I roach it roll the blunt at once to approach it
Forward motion make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than just a powerful potion
What's the commotion, yo I'm not joking around
People learning about, what they're smoking
My oven is on high, when I roast the quail
Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale
Exhale, now you felt the funk of the power
now feel the effects...
I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
yo hits from the bong
yo hits from the bong
yo hits from the bong
yo hits from the from the bong from the bong
yo hits from the bong
yo hits from the from the bong from the bong
yo hits from the from the bong from the bong

Anything by the Wiggles...heh

Seriously though I've been listening to a lot of Kyuss lately....

How about Sublime's "Smoke Two Joints":

I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joint at night
I smoke two joint in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right



I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more


Daddy he once told me,
"Son, you be hard workin' man"
And momma she once told me,
"Son, you do the best you can"
Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"


Whoa rock me to the night
Ja say

Afroman has some good stoner shit

i like 80s metal like MOTORHEAD SAXON AC/DC etc. but when iam stoned nothing better than BOB MARLEY LIVE !!!!!!!!

The 80's rock

okay, so how bout some of yall's favorite lines?

No Stems, No Seeds
That you don't need,
Roseman's Pot is
Bad-Ass Weed !

Incubus
SMokn the herb again, MY favorite part was when it says:
"I got a buddy, his name his Ted
HE's got a problem going through his
head. He doesnt know how to puff
puff give but i like so ill teach him
and i'll let him live.Everday we teach
him right? When he difies we have to
fight,but at the end of the drying day
hey we say its ok and we puff away."

And they say:
" spit you wet it dont
babysit it ya hit, now
pass it to the left"

"I smoke, you smoke we smoke they smoke smkn all together."

Amen to that brotha!

I like to play around with some linux audio editing soft ware from time to time called audacity, JACK, and Pure Data.

get nice and baked and start ripping out some shit on my Gibson hooked up to the PC, man thats fun!

...never makes any sense later when you listen to it later, but its a great way to spend an afternoon avoiding work

I tried listening to MSI but man that stuff was like fast and I couldnt agree with everything he was sayin.

" I cant wait for you to knock
me up in a minute minute in a fuckn minute"

I couldnt laugh i went into my closet and sat there for the whole day because i was freaking out. And one of my friends walk into he closet and pee on the floor and i swear i felt like i was in one of R kelly's pee onme videos.

I am dumbfounded...

Pizip said:

I tried listening to MSI but man that stuff was like fast and I couldnt agree with everything he was sayin.

" I cant wait for you to knock
me up in a minute minute in a fuckn minute"

I couldnt laugh i went into my closet and sat there for the whole day because i was freaking out. And one of my friends walk into he closet and pee on the floor and i swear i felt like i was in one of R kelly's pee onme videos.

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Yeah it was really weird.