Unclebaldrick
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Yeah, 2012
WHYDFML?
What's your favorite thing about St. Patrick's Day
- Thread starter Jimdamick
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WHYDFML?
Jimdamick
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Beets? You drunk already my friend?
Unclebaldrick
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Where there's bangers you need mashies
mmmmmmmmmmmm potatoes.
Jimdamick
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All of you are forgetting the rashers. What is a banger, without a rasher, without pudding ( fuck that white shit, give me the black stuff(it matches my soul)). Plus fried RED tomatoes. Throw in a couple of fried eggs, a slice or 3 of soda bread, and that would be my last meal, if I could choose, before I was murdered.Where there's bangers you need mashies
My son was due on the 13th. We, well me and his grandpa, were hoping she could hold out until the 17th but he came a little early on the 10th.My birthday is on March 13,,,,4 days away,,,my fave thing about St.Patty's day is it's 4 days after it and I should be recovered from my birthday just in time to celebrate it
Keep on Growin
HoLE
HoLE
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LMAO,,,my 16 year old will be 17 on the 17th,,,good thing he's a healthy jock right now,,but when he gets a lil older I'm sure St. Patty's day could end up being a real party
Keep on Growin
HoLE
and Happy Birthday tomorrow for your son!
Jimdamick
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Happy Birthday my friend,My birthday is on March 13,,,,4 days away,,,my fave thing about St.Patty's day is it's 4 days after it and I should be recovered from my birthday just in time to celebrate it
Keep on Growin
HoLE
All you have to do is never stop partying until the 18th. It's only 4 day's away, say fuck it, as this might be your last birthday AND your last St. Paddy's day, so go for it, fuck em all. ( This is the dark side of the Irish thinking, which actually is pretty common, that's one reason we drink like there's no tomorrow). So HoLE (why did you choose that name, you were fucked up, right?) Nah, forget that question, as I really don't care, I just felt like typing.....
Seriously, Happy Birthday, keep strong and carry on
Peace
6ohMax
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Because I dont like to smile
Jimdamick
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Well, I am going to tell you bigot joke, because my brown, yellow, red, rainbow well, generally anyone that is not a Wop, Yid, Polack or Mick, should laugh. If you have ever met a wop, a mick, a yid or a polack (someone from Poland, Ireland, Italy, or Williamsburg, NY), you might get the joke.
A Irishman, an Italian, a Jew and a guy from Poland walk in a bar in Soho, looking to get fucked up
They saddle up to the bar, and proceed to order 4 beers.
The beers come back, and one by one, a fly settles on the rims of all 4 glasses, moves down the glass, and starts to drink.
The Jew says, I can't drink that now, it's not Kosher
The Italian picks the fly out of the beer, tosses it over his shoulder, and drinks the beer
The Polish guy looks at the bug, say's fuck it and proceeds to chug the beer
The Irish guy grabs the fly by the wings, starts to shake it, all the while yelling, "Spit it out, spit it out, or I'll kill ya"
End of joke, and if I offended anyone, tough shit.
WeedFreak78
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bump for today..