Theeassassin
Well-Known Member
im lookin for some job ideas where there is no trouble getting high every so often, so whats your job, if you havnt got one how do you get by? thanks people
sounds like you loaded lol id drug test my self for the fun of it then when results show say to yourself i think im gunna let this one slideSelf employed commercial real estate investment and development.
I'm the boss of me and I NEVER drug test myself....lol
I did just for fun, have a friend who works in a lab run a drug screen on me. Cannabinoids were so high, I fired myself for three weeks and went to Italy.sounds like you loaded lol id drug test my self for the fun of it then when results show say to yourself i think im gunna let this one slide
haha, I had a friend as a pizza driver. When I was bored I'd call him, he'd pick me up, and he'd deliver pizza as I just kept packing bowls. Then got free pizza halfway through his day. Right now, I'm actually at work, on Lunch, but I'm at a warehouse, I take orders and send packages all day, pretty repetative but it's soo easy, when the day is over, it feels like I only worked for like half an hour. Also, If I want to smoke I just get on a picker, drive to the back and raise it to the top shelf and just smoke out, watching out for my boss. The best thing about this job is that I walk in 20 minutes late, and I'm still the first one here, and my boss thinks I, and everyone, got here at 8 when I arrive at 8:20 and the other guys between 8:30 and 9. My boss doesnt usually arrive until around 9:30 or 10 and I only see him like a total of 10 minutes a day. I used to work as a security job at an outpatient center. No one was there at night and I just blazed and walked around, that's where I first found this site. I also had friends come there and shit, I'd be the only one in the building between midnight and 7:15 am. Before that I was catering for a short period, smoked to and from the job sites. Before that I was evicting people from homes, and cleaning them up and repairing certain things for the banks that own the houses. We just would go in all these houses, usually in southern Chi, do some work, smoke a bowl, work, smoke again, work and so on. And before that was the best, I was working doing brickwork for this business owned by my friends mom (she used to trip and still smokes) and two guys that blazed all day. We had a trailer and a dump truck, we'd smoke while driving to, from, the dump, gravel yard, brick yard, menards, whatever. And when we were at a house doing their driveway or patio we would just yell out, "Tree Emergency" then the three of us (friends mom was only rarely there, usually just bringing extra supplies) would run into the trailer, and come out like 10 minutes later, all lighting cigarettes and more relaxed looking. It must have been so obvious but we did a good job so no one cared. My friends dumb ass mom caused them to go bankrupt though. They rented a bobcat (which was fun to use high, used to go down the street to citgo for cigs....on a bobcat) for so long that we could have bought 3 with the amount paid in renting.Pizza driver: drive around, smoke, good tips, possible bong rip as a tip too
I think I could write a movie about your life haha.... Funny shitAlso, If I want to smoke I just get on a picker, drive to the back and raise it to the top shelf and just smoke out, watching out for my boss. .