Quit your job and move to the south Pacific then.
so i MUST do as you command?
when did you become my liege?
how did you gain so much power in the heirarchy you claim to despise?
oh thats right, you oppose Hierarchy, but nobody knows what you mean when you use that word, or any other.
in your grand tradition of re-definition through a secret dictionary which only you posess, i am therefore:
a multi-trillionaire*, Jet Fighter Pilot*, International Playboy*, Gigolo*, Superstar*, Genius*, Inventor* of the Cannabis Plant (yes, it was my Idea*, you're welcome) with a 15 Inch* penis and Abs* you can Bounce* a Brick* off of.
*definitions NOT available on request.