unshaved pubes
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long story short, me and my friends were dumb and young and decided it wud be a great idea to throw a smoke bomb in a strip club and a mc donalds. we ended up running from the cops and i got caught and eventually they all were caught too.
when the cop opened the door for me to get in the cop car i was like thanks Chives! and as he drove i would make funny remarks such as are we almost there chives?? faster chives i do not wish to be late!(i got the whole chives name from the limo driver from iCarly) and RUN THE RED LIGHT! and as the lights would turn red and he stopepd i would randomly yell GREEN LIGHT. he got so mad at me and gave me like a 1 hour lecture about why i should respect police officers and how they risk their lives and so on. i also was being funny about the questions he asked me like saying i dont know where i live and he had to redo my record like 3 times.
the best part was when we finally showed up to the station i just layed in the back of the cop car and he had to get like 2 female cops to help carry me in. they got so mad they threatend to taze me if i didnt get up but they didnt really taze me, it was just a bluff lol.
i even gave him like 6 cents change as a tip as a joke and as i put it on his desk i winked and said Theres alot more where that came from
he freaked out
when the cop opened the door for me to get in the cop car i was like thanks Chives! and as he drove i would make funny remarks such as are we almost there chives?? faster chives i do not wish to be late!(i got the whole chives name from the limo driver from iCarly) and RUN THE RED LIGHT! and as the lights would turn red and he stopepd i would randomly yell GREEN LIGHT. he got so mad at me and gave me like a 1 hour lecture about why i should respect police officers and how they risk their lives and so on. i also was being funny about the questions he asked me like saying i dont know where i live and he had to redo my record like 3 times.
the best part was when we finally showed up to the station i just layed in the back of the cop car and he had to get like 2 female cops to help carry me in. they got so mad they threatend to taze me if i didnt get up but they didnt really taze me, it was just a bluff lol.
i even gave him like 6 cents change as a tip as a joke and as i put it on his desk i winked and said Theres alot more where that came from
he freaked out
