Where Did The Money Go? The Obama Stimulus

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NoDrama

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londonfog said:
You have to flush 100 times everyday for a month then you will see:dunce::wall:...but anyway...I'm using my winter bill for my math... for the summer is different due to pool being drained and filled and from lawn care (watering)..but on the norm my water bill used to be about 142-145 before putting 2 liter bottles in ALL my toilet tanks...Now it comes in at 120-123...by my math that averages around 16% give or take 1-2%..
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WOW!!!! I use well water, my bill is always zero, but I have to maintain it. When I lived in town my combined Water, street cleaning, garbage service, recycling service never amounted to more than $60 in any month, even if i left the sprinkler on for 30 hours. You either use a whole lotta water, or its really friggin expensive where you live.

Most of the time I just whip it out and piss somewhere on my farm, wherever I happen to be. Still have an old outhouse too, don't use it much cept when company comes over and both house bathrooms occupied though.
 
londonfog

londonfog

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NoDrama said:
WOW!!!! I use well water, my bill is always zero, but I have to maintain it. When I lived in town my combined Water, street cleaning, garbage service, recycling service never amounted to more than $60 in any month, even if i left the sprinkler on for 30 hours. You either use a whole lotta water, or its really friggin expensive where you live.

Most of the time I just whip it out and piss somewhere on my farm, wherever I happen to be. Still have an old outhouse too, don't use it much cept when company comes over and both house bathrooms occupied though.
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some of us are not so lucky so we have to learn ways to save...and yes it does get rather expensive where I live, but the crime rate is very very low if not zero...
 
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NoDrama

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londonfog said:
some of us are not so lucky so we have to learn ways to save...and yes it does get rather expensive where I live, but the crime rate is very very low if not zero...
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zero is pretty low. I assume you mean real crime, not misdemeanor stuff.
 
londonfog

londonfog

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UncleBuck said:
$65 a month for water and sewer alone here. more depending on usage.
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ok now you guys are making me feel bad...:cry:

I would try to put my water bill with my business, but it would be my luck to get called on an audit...I can see the conversation now

IRS- so Mr.taxpayer I see that you have been claiming your water at your house as a business right off

ME- uhhhhhhhhh I like turtles

IRS- :hump::hump::hump:
 
sync0s

sync0s

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londonfog said:
ok now you guys are making me feel bad...:cry:

I would try to put my water bill with my business, but it would be my luck to get called on an audit...I can see the conversation now

IRS- so Mr.taxpayer I see that you have been claiming your water at your house as a business right off

ME- uhhhhhhhhh I like turtles

IRS- :hump::hump::hump:
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Don't worry. Costs me about 100-110 here.
 
jeff f

jeff f

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londonfog said:
WTF...so you telling me that you use 5 gallons of water each and every time you flush ?????Hell most homes don't need more then 2 gallons... Wow are you guys waiting until the end of the day to make a first and final flush:spew:Do you guys shit elephant dung..Damn guy whats been up your ass for so much shit to come out??? Do you realize how you look trying to show me wrong...You see advice on how to save on your water bill instead of using it or passing it on ...you come out your neck with "I need 5 gallons to flush" :dunce:WTF Drama..ok continue doing what you do, but it would make sense to try it and if you need to flush twice ( which I doubt) you can...Do you need 5 gallons when you pee....????then why waste it...again most homes don't even need 2 gallons to flush...You're a real character guy...Don't worry about the math I see you only want to TRY to argue shit even if it helps you...Tell you what.. just to show how wrong I am go flush your toilet 100 times in a row that will show me...some just want to remain "Stuck on Stupid":roll: and you are full of shit..literally:lol:seeing how you need 5 gallons to flush
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what fucking business of yours is it how many times someone flushes his toilet? or how many gallons of water he uses? keep your big fat nose out of my business.

just because of your post, i just turned my hose on and am letting it run all day in the yard. and my deisel 250 is idling right now, just so i can give your kid asthma

by the way, your container idea is much better served using a brick, they dont move around and fit in all toilet tanks. but its still none of your damn business.
 
jeff f

jeff f

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londonfog said:
ok now you guys are making me feel bad...:cry:

I would try to put my water bill with my business, but it would be my luck to get called on an audit...I can see the conversation now

IRS- so Mr.taxpayer I see that you have been claiming your water at your house as a business right off

ME- uhhhhhhhhh I like turtles

IRS- :hump::hump::hump:
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another lib that preaches for higher taxes yet cheats on his own. you guys are something. as long as its somebody elses money....
 
londonfog

londonfog

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jeff f said:
what fucking business of yours is it how many times someone flushes his toilet? or how many gallons of water he uses? keep your big fat nose out of my business.

just because of your post, i just turned my hose on and am letting it run all day in the yard. and my deisel 250 is idling right now, just so i can give your kid asthma

by the way, your container idea is much better served using a brick, they dont move around and fit in all toilet tanks. but its still none of your damn business.
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ROFL...hey you better not leave your lights on all day and night...and you better cut off your tv when you not watching it...your bills will hurt you more then they hurt me dumb ass....and by the way the reason why people don't use bricks anymore is because bricks may crumble, resulting in debris in the toilet tank and pipeline ..A 2 liter filled with water and closed with cap will fit and won't move......and don't use metal jar lids...Metal jar lids could rust and leave a residue inside the toilet tank...:lol: Now go cut off all the lights in the house you are not using
 
tet1953

tet1953

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There is a bill in Congress now to make expenses for growing a legit IRS deduction (assuming legal growing status of course).
 
jeff f

jeff f

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londonfog said:
ROFL...hey you better not leave your lights on all day and night...and you better cut off your tv when you not watching it...your bills will hurt you more then they hurt me dumb ass....and by the way the reason why people don't use bricks anymore is because bricks may crumble, resulting in debris in the toilet tank and pipeline ..A 2 liter filled with water and closed with cap will fit and won't move......and don't use metal jar lids...Metal jar lids could rust and leave a residue inside the toilet tank...:lol: Now go cut off all the lights in the house you are not using
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You paint the bricks.

Oops I forgot the basement lights. OK, they are on, and I am revving my truck. Is it getting hotter at your house yet?
 
londonfog

londonfog

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jeff f said:
You paint the bricks.

Oops I forgot the basement lights. OK, they are on, and I am revving my truck. Is it getting hotter at your house yet?
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:wall:...so you paint your bricks then place it in water... then when you flush creates a current and you think that paint will not soon erode WTF ok if you like it I love it for ya...I will stick to my 2liters..

after your gas runs out go buy some more and keep that truck running....That will show me
 
mame

mame

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My dog keeps shivering even when it's warm lately... Maybe he is sick :(

And he keeps on doing this thing with his jaw, I think it was caused when this other dog(with no leash of course... assholes) ran up and tried to fight him... Or maybe it was Jeff's truck that made my dog sad? poor guy :(

Might have to take him to the vet if he doesn't stop acting so weird QQ
 
mame

mame

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londonfog said:
I hope your dog feels better soon ...
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Thanks... I went home for lunch today and he wasn't as sad as he has been so that's a good sign I hope. He's just been real lethargic lately, last time he was like that he had eaten an entire handtowel and the vet had to open him up to remove it from his intestines peice by peice; paid over $2,200 for that one... Hopefully his hips are just sore or something, the vet said he'd develop those problems later in life (although he is only 3 ATM...) and he is a little overweight so we've been taking him for short jogs instead of walks to get his weight down (he's ~100lbs as a Pit Bull).
 
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