Which is worse? Banging old men or old women?

It would be worse to fuck

  • old men

    Votes: 5 22.7%

  • old women

    Votes: 5 22.7%

  • pinworm

    Votes: 16 72.7%
  • Total voters
    22
MonkeyGrinder

MonkeyGrinder

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Old older women I have no clue. I run across a few from time to time that still have some crazy sex appeal. One of my friend's moms as an example. I'd come down on that like Thor's hammer if his dad wasn't in the picture and his dad wasn't the most bro tier old dudes on the planet. He's one of those old dudes who can party til the sun comes up still.
Anyways his mom's in her 50s and is still in great condition. Cardio everyday and has an active lifestyle. Going grey but gets her hair done. Even has smooth skin and her tits aren't sagging. I've seen her in swimwear.
Just looking at her you'd probably pin her as very early 30s.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member
Unclebaldrick said:
I love the Viagra ads. They are really good at finding attractive older women - but not too old - with high cheek bones. Also it looks as if they share guy-interests too. Like the one in a bedroom that has the end of the football game on the tv and is wearing a jersey while she tosses a football back and forth. She's adjusting the sheets like "my man's team is winning and when they do, I am going to lay him down and his penis will work! Thank you Viagra!"

They really are quite good at casting.



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If you need Viagra to bang those women, you probably need Jesus to cure your homosexuality.
 
Michael Huntherz

Michael Huntherz

Well-Known Member
Sugarleafloni said:
Lol this is a crazy ass thread. Personally I love older men. Dad bod is sexi. Lol my cut off is fifty tho. Draw the line there. Lmao
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Hay grrl! Ever had a twenty minute orgasm? Us old fuckers can get it done, just sayin'.

Also, in about five minutes you're gonna be like: "Uhhhh..."

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Because this thread will be full of posts like mine.
 
Resinhound

Resinhound

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Older women dont give a fuck...you dont have to worry about shit,they already been through the ringer.Just saddle up and go.And If you cant get a hard on,you can just strap a popcicle stick to the side of that bitch like a splint,and go to town.
 
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