Granny weed
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This is not true, I have seen many on the large side in the UK its because its always cold here and the male population suffer with wrinkledge that we didn't make the scale. But I assure you we do have big ones !!!!
Who has the biggest penis on RIU contest
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Metasynth
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Hmm....sloooot!This is not true, I have seen many on the large side in the UK its because its always cold here and the male population suffer with wrinkledge that we didn't make the scale. But I assure you we do have big ones !!!!
LOL...You got big ones, eh GW?
Granny weed
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Yes we do, but I didn't say I had sat on any of them, I merely observed them.
Metasynth
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But from a womans POV, a big one is better than a small one...lol...right?Yes we do, but I didn't say I had sat on any of them, I merely observed them.
Also, is that emoji waiting for a big one?
Granny weed
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Not exactly, the width has to be right as well no good having a long skinny one, it would be like throwing a welly up an ally way ( now that is a good old English saying lol) lets see who knows that one. Then again you don't want a short stubby one so its quite technical getting the right length and width theirs a lot more to it than you men think. And yes waiting for a big one shock me!!
Metasynth
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In the states, we say "Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
Blue Wizard
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About a pound.
Granny weed
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Sounds good to me, we are not so different after all.
Metasynth
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Just remember, I know were you live...lol...Not that I'm gonna blow $1000 on a plane ticket to come harass you or anything...lolSounds good to me, we are not so different after all.
You're married, right?
SnapsProvolone
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mr sunshine
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Wtf is wrong with you guy's? This thread is fucking disgusting. Why are all you people so horny? If I don't approve u know it's fucked up!! I feel dirty just being in here.im going to go jack off like a normal person. ..
mr sunshine
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Metasynth
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more belly, less hair...But yeah, pretty much
abe supercro
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"someone" banned mr. shine for unknown reasons
Metasynth
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That's fucked, Ive been waiting for his PM today cause we were supposed to smoke a blunt this afternoon.
dannyboy602
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I second pinny's plentiful peni. Its so big he's already fucking some dude tomorrow.
By someone do you mean "queen bee"?
I told him to stop fucking with unclebuck and her, he doesn't listen very well.
mr sunshine
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Don't trip bro, you'll get Em next time...Mine's about this big
