Who killed Kurt?

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iamnobody

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• Dec 16, 2018

• #1

So after hours of extensive research (by which I mean getting baked and letting my mind wander) I've realised who killed Kurt cobain.

Dave grohl killed Kurt so he could start the foo fighters and step out of the shadows of nirvana. Krist novoselic was in on it and was planning his own solo career, but realized he's only a bassist.

 

reallybigjesusfreak

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #2

courtney love tried to stop them, but was ultimately threatened herself and backed down. He was actually stabbed to death, then shot with a shotgun to make it look like a suicide.

El Duce was pushed in front of a train by Dave Grohl so he couldnt kill Kurt first.

 

lokie

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #3

It was Mrs Scarlet in the hall with a pistol.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Dec 16, 2018

• #4

lokie said:

It was Mrs Scarlet in the hall with a pistol.

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Don't forget Paul Lynde

 

lokie

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #5

cannabineer said:

Don't forget Paul Lynde

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Paul was my favorite secret square.

 

abalonehx

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6

Frank Stallone.

 

abalonehx

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #7

Yep. Courtney hired Frank and he chose to stage the suicide in the messiest way possible because he's fucking cocky.

 

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outliergenetix

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #8

iamnobody said:

So after hours of extensive research (by which I mean getting baked and letting my mind wander) I've realised who killed Kurt cobain.

Dave grohl killed Kurt so he could start the foo fighters and step out of the shadows of nirvana. Krist novoselic was in on it and was planning his own solo career, but realized he's only a bassist.

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they always say look at who has gained the most lol.
case closed, gg nancey drew

 

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iamnobody

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• Dec 29, 2018

• #9

Up next on who done - who killed Nancy spungent? Was it Sid? Maybe jonny rotten? Possibly Glenn matlock saw his way back into the band?