-FDD vs StonedPony: Lmao... that's like asking who has the better looking kids, who has better karma, who has more real life friends, who has a family that loves him, who is the lesser dick, who will live longer........ FDD or StonedPony....... answers - still - & always - StonedPony, lol. Duh!
(hypothetically speaking of course to avoid 'hurting' anyone's feelings)
-Cheech vs Chong: Tie... both are too cool with one another & in touch with marijuana to make war.
-Harold/Kumar vs Saul/Dale: Saul/Dale hands down... you saw they're fight scene, they kick ass together, Dale brings brute force while Saul brings FOREIGN OBJECTS! (Ready 2 Runble reference)
-Franklin vs Lincoln vs Washington vs Jackson: Washington wins by default. He's #1 literally, so he gets the respect of always getting shiit done his way. Lincoln get's ktfo in a millisecond due to not seeing a right cross from the blindside. Hell, he couldn't even see a dude with a handgun pointed at his head from his peripherals, he's an easy ko.
CHARLIE SHEEN vs DONALD TRUMP