kept my 2 cents long enough, who would you get stoned with? come on is this the only potential the world has to offer? what difference does it make? getting stoned with 50 year olds amounts to music i cant talk about,, getting stoned with 17-21 yr olds amounts to cant talk about the books or life these kids have, which they dont do anything with yet they live in fucking castles and have it all.
You poor blighter. My
HEART bleeds for you. I'm sorry you have to
JOURNEY through life with such a burden.
JUDAS PRIEST I don't know how you get through the day! How exhausting for you to have to deal with 50 year olds [sic]. Nothing in common. I bet a conversation with a 50 year old would go over like a
LED ZEPPELIN. Did I say conversation? I forget that 50 year olds [sic] are a bunch of
DEF LEPPARDS. We can't hear shit. I'm sure you have no idea what music we listened to back in the day. You have no frame of reference. It must be so hard for you. I feel you pain. I could just
KISS you. If it gets too rough for you I suggest you move to
CHICAGO or
BOSTON. They have a lot of young whippersnappers in those cities. People you can relate to and share your dreams. It's always important to
STYX with your dreams. If that doesn't work out then may I suggest
QUEENs?
I'm sure you'll get through this. Maybe a little alcohol will help ease the pain. My favorite cocktail is
PINK FLOYD. I also enjoy a little
BON JOVI (it's French and expensive so it has to be good). If alcohol isn't your thing then just hop on a
JEFFERSON AIRPLANE and fly the friendly skies to your new home where everyone gets you. For an added pleasure sneak into the bathroom and smoke a bowl. Then you can pretend you're on a
JEFFERSON STARSHIP! What fun! You can fly with the
EAGLES. Literally.
I truly see your dilemma. How vexing for you. I would tell you to let me know how things work out but I'm 50 and you can't relate to me.
Well it's time for me to go to the Senior Center and play some Bingo. Ta-ta for now!