DoobieBrother
Well-Known Member
The computer overloaded while fappin' it to our human logic and supreme mastery of all things humourous.
The best joke a computer has is:
<JOKE>
<QUERY>
Why did the chicken cross the road?
</QUERY>
<PAUSE>
<ANSWER>
Because the road was constructed with complete disregard to the migratory vagaries of common land-bound fowls, and it was oriented mostly perpendicular to the path of the pedestrian-biased avian creature, inadvertently facilitating the premise that informs the punchline of this humourous question & answer interplay.
</ANSWER>
<RECEIVE CONGRATULATORY ADULATIONS>
</JOKE>
Or something like that, I suspect.

The best joke a computer has is:
<JOKE>
<QUERY>
Why did the chicken cross the road?
</QUERY>
<PAUSE>
<ANSWER>
Because the road was constructed with complete disregard to the migratory vagaries of common land-bound fowls, and it was oriented mostly perpendicular to the path of the pedestrian-biased avian creature, inadvertently facilitating the premise that informs the punchline of this humourous question & answer interplay.
</ANSWER>
<RECEIVE CONGRATULATORY ADULATIONS>
</JOKE>
Or something like that, I suspect.
